We saw one of the largest products of human waste ever seen

Pledgeship was at its pinnacle, and I was the pledge class president--so, naturally I was the first to get the heat for anything that my pledge brothers did wrong. None the less, it was an early Sunday morning and I was summoned to the fraternity house by a rather notable fraternity brother (popular guy on campus).

My only other pledge brother who was up at the time and I walked cautiously into the house where we were greeted downstairs by two guys who began laughing histerically upon seeing us. We knew we were in for it at that point. Walking up the stairs we met the infamous character who had summoned me. He simply pointed down the hall.

Blocking out the giggles and chatter in the backround, my pledge brother and I looked in the pointed direction where we saw one of the largest products of human waste ever seen. This load had been marinating for a good week. He handed both of us a sliver of newspaper (about the size of a Bic pen cap) and said, "get to work."

As gross as it was and as angry as I felt at the time, bad feelings have all dissapated.

Hell, it makes for a good story.