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Probably No Game
Posted:03/18/2005
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Grade: B
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My awkwardness around women has been well documented. It became increasingly apparent as I went to get a cup of coffee at school.
As I am at the counter pouring sugar into my cup, a beautiful girl walks up next to me and attempts to put milk in her coffee. However, she is not quite sure how to work the thermos.
So she says, “How does this thing work? What do you do, push here?” I thought to myself, “Is she talking to me? Should I say something?”
So I thought I would say, “probably,” in response to the “Do you push here?” question.
As I get up the courage to say it, she blurts out, “What am I? Stupid?” and then I said “probably.”
As I am at the counter pouring sugar into my cup, a beautiful girl walks up next to me and attempts to put milk in her coffee. However, she is not quite sure how to work the thermos.
So she says, “How does this thing work? What do you do, push here?” I thought to myself, “Is she talking to me? Should I say something?”
So I thought I would say, “probably,” in response to the “Do you push here?” question.
As I get up the courage to say it, she blurts out, “What am I? Stupid?” and then I said “probably.”
- Northeastern University
Editors Note:
If you got no game, Wenis had even less.
Comments
This story is simple yet so unbelievably funny, I know exactly what you're talking about with the awkwardness dude, what am I? stupid? probably, hahaha.