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Pubic Burn
Posted:01/03/2005
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Grade: F
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Nearing graduation, this memory stands out. It only lasted a few seconds but it is one that will last forever.
My roomie was in his room for, the first time in years, with a woman he just met that night. We were all listening to my neighbor's rough sex and doing our thing when my roommate walks in, totally naked, and yells at us to quiet down.
No one was very sober including him. And we all broke down when one of my friends said, "hey, Chuck has no dick!" Chuck was a heavy-set guy and I guess his penis was hiding that night. Anyway, Chuck just slurred something unintelligible and as he was about to leave, another friend counted one, two, three and then proceeded to put his cigarette into Chuck's pubic hair. That cigarette made a hole in his pube like a pencil.
That is when we all completely lost it. Our kinky couple next door was pounding on my bedroom walls—I guess we interrupted their sex! Chuck didn’t know what happened but when he started sniffing and realized his pubies had been set on fire, he grumbled and went back to his waiting beauty.
We laughed for a solid hour and to this day, it still brings chuckles with our over-forty crowd of close friends.
My roomie was in his room for, the first time in years, with a woman he just met that night. We were all listening to my neighbor's rough sex and doing our thing when my roommate walks in, totally naked, and yells at us to quiet down.
No one was very sober including him. And we all broke down when one of my friends said, "hey, Chuck has no dick!" Chuck was a heavy-set guy and I guess his penis was hiding that night. Anyway, Chuck just slurred something unintelligible and as he was about to leave, another friend counted one, two, three and then proceeded to put his cigarette into Chuck's pubic hair. That cigarette made a hole in his pube like a pencil.
That is when we all completely lost it. Our kinky couple next door was pounding on my bedroom walls—I guess we interrupted their sex! Chuck didn’t know what happened but when he started sniffing and realized his pubies had been set on fire, he grumbled and went back to his waiting beauty.
We laughed for a solid hour and to this day, it still brings chuckles with our over-forty crowd of close friends.
- University of Texas--Austin
Editors Note:
I trust that now that you're over 40, y'all have learned to be careful with fire.
Comments
That was one of the funniest stories I've ever heard