After taking her virginity one drunken night, she got attached

The story begins in late February, during which time I was reffing basketball intramurals. This girl would come see me every night at the gym, constantly flirting; stealing my hat, flirtatious punches, sticking her tongue out, etc. Now this wouldn’t be bad at all, had the girl not been the current Quadzilla, a term attached to the slut of the every year’s freshmen class. Attending a small school it doesn’t take long for rumors to spread, and not wanting that type of a rep I tried to blow her off, but would always end up seeing her at the bar where the flirting would resume.

Fast forward to April.

I had been kinda seeing this girl, Kim for about a month. After taking her virginity one drunken night, she started to get attached. So I started to do some thinking and decided that since I had recently gotten out of a five-year relationship, I wasn’t ready for the “married life” again.

One night as our end-of-the-year keg party came to an end, Kim wanted to have the dreaded (DTR) talk. She was understandably upset because after I took her virginity, we hadn’t messed around since. Now ladies listen up, it’s not a good idea to talk to a guy when he’s shit faced, because A) at the time we really don’t give a damn if we say something to piss you off, and B) we probably won’t remember the conversation anyways. So of course the talk eventually led to an argument, which led to her leaving very irritated. Ready to pass out, I crawled up the stairs to my bed only to be surprised by good ‘ole Quadzilla. Feeling the need to ‘blow off’ some steam I thought, ‘what the hell. The year is almost over and I’ll be outta here.’

Needless to say I gave it to her like a pro, and blasted all over her face and chest like the dirty slut she was. I learned some new moves and basically it was a great night of hard core fucking. And of course the rumors were spreading within two days.

Kim and I haven’t talked to this day, but hey, you’re only in college once!