We proceeded to trip more than anyone should ever trip on Easter night.

I just read the latest 420 tale and decided my story has to be told to the world as well.

It all started out innocently enough on Easter morning (4-20). I had to work but decided to meet up with my friend Cathy afterward, smoke a lot of weed, and wait for a couple of our other friends to get back in town. You'd think on 420, weed would be practically flowing through the streets but alas, every well we knew ran dry that day. We finally scored a skanky-ass joint a friend of mine had been holding on to for God-knows-how long.

So there we were, finally with a little bit of weed and ready to smoke up. The only problem was, we spent so much time looking for weed, it's 4:30 pm before we finally get our hands on any, ten minutes after the most important time of April 20. I get the bright idea to set the clock back 15 minutes so we can truly smoke at 4:20 on 4-20. Little did we know that setting the clock back ten minutes would truly make for the most memorable 4-20 ever.

After we enjoyed our lone joint, we finally came into a sizeable amount of weed. We also decided to get some shrooms as a welcome home gift for our friends. We met up with them and proceeded to trip more than anyone should ever trip on Easter night. Once the four of us were really messed up, we decided to venture from the dorms and go about campus.

Things got a little hazy, but when we all came to the next morning there was a path of destruction in our wake the likes of which haven't been seen around here in a while. Every place we went on campus was trashed, newspaper strewn about, trashcans knocked over, we somehow even managed to knock down a couple of small trees. Apparently, we also literally held one of our friends hostage and forced him to do our bidding the entire night (we were, of course, too messed up to do anything for ourselves).

We learned a valuable lesson that day, never, ever alter time for the purposes of the 4:20 tradition. Doing so awakens forces bigger than all of us. From now on, we’ll leave the clock where it is, even if we have missed The Time by a few minutes.