She had been screwing him for the past 3 weeks

After a horrible break up with a guy I had been dating for a year, my friends convinced me to go to a party with them for St. Paddy's day. It happened to be a Monday night.

We began the evening by playing beer pong, the game of which I am the undisputed champion. During the game, I downed 6 beers in about 20 minutes. After arriving at the party I was greeted with 4 eveclear and Koolaids. I am a lightweight and was stumbling around before the party really got started. I noticed a semi cute guy in the corner and went over to talk to him. We talked for a while and he asked for my number so he could take me to dinner.

That following Thursday night, the night everyone goes out at Winthrop, I went out with Denis. We had a great time and really hit it off. I then went out with him Friday night too. He worked at a bar and invited me to visit him Saturday at work for a beer. I went and saw that my friend Marge worked with him. While I was there, Marge and I started talking and ended up leaving together.

She asked how I knew Denis. And after I told her we had been out on a few dates and were kinda talking, she preceded to tell me that she had been screwing him for the past 3 weeks.

The next day I told this guy that he was a dick for screwing over my friend and instead of losing just one girl, he lost two. The best part about it is that he was going bald anyways and I didn't see him without a hat on till the day I dumped him. Thank God I found that out in time!