Jess was at least 2 times bigger than him and she had a crazy lookin mohawk.

My Buddy we will call him Scott had informed me that he was having a kegger therefore my plans had been solidified for this Friday night.

It was a typical Friday to start, me and a few friends drinking and playing beer pong in my upstairs before we were heading over to this kegger.

I was with 2 friends one we will call Clyde and the other Sean. Clyde had recently had a 4th of July party the previous weekend that was out of control -- at least 400 people but we will leave that for another story.

The point of me bringing up Clydes's 4th of July party is because of what happened to Sean at that party. See Sean was that guy who has only had one girlfriend his whole entire existence and crumbled under peer pressure very easily.

The night of the 4th party he ended up in Clydes's front yard with a chick who we will call Jess on his lap making out with him in front of all shitloads of people. The problem with this was the he had a girlfriend and Jess was at least 2 times bigger than him and she had a crazy lookin mohawk...basically she was straight nasty.

Anyways remember that as the story goes on...We arrived at the kegger primed to party and get the night started right. I was tuned for an all night beer fest as was Clyde and we started to dominate at the beer pong table. The party was rolling and gettin pretty big as more and more girls kept coming through S's front door. I found myself bouncing form girl to girl and trying to determine who was going to be the lucky lady of the night.

Clyde was completely shitfaced as he was always known to be the last person awake at the end of the night but I could tell he was going to be out soon. This is where the party takes a turn for the worst -- at least in Sean's case.

Jess the chick from the previous weekend had just strolled through the door and Sean was determined to not even make eye contact with the horse. He was very embarrassed because everyone at the party was all of a sudden reminded of what had happened to him the previous week. People began to crack jokes as he walked by – as I did myself.

He began to get very irritated but was determined to not let this ruin his night. Well it was about 2:00 am and the party was beginning to slow down. I had been in the laundry room with a girl we can call Kristen but thats another story in its own also.

I walked back upstairs to find Clyde passed out on top of our other friend we will call Mo. Mo is one big black guy and Clyde is one big white guy so it was one pretty funny sight to see.


Sean was pretty drunk himself as I approached him and a couple other friends conversing in the kitchen. Before I even made it to them Jess's best friend grabbed me and pulled me aside. We had always had a thing and I always thought she kept Jess around to make herself look better. We can call her Allison.

Allison then proceeded to tell me how I should meet her in the master bedroom in 10 minutes but only if I could get my friend Sean to meet Jess downstairs too. I did not want to lose out on this opportunity so I went straight to work on my intoxicated friend Sean. All I said was "its just another number buddy" and guess what...He went straight down the stairs to our amazement. We did not believe what we were seeing.

The few of us still awake crept down the stairs and I took a peek around the corner. That was probably the closest thing I have ever seen to two guys having sex. It was a quite awful sight with the 200lb mohawk chick doing work on one of my best friends.

I felt bad but now it was time for me to collect on my prize. I entered my buddy Scotts's parents room to see Allison fully unclothed in the bed. I climbed on in and started to go to work. A couple minutes into it there was a knock on the door. It was Jess and she was naked. She wanted to join in saying that Sean could not keep it up. I personally don’t blame him because I don’t know how any guy could get it up for her. I was utterly disgusted as this completely killed my mood seeing her manly figure in the doorway. I climbed out of bed and went to check on Sean.

He was half awake and I told him we needed to get the hell out of there. We crept out the back door after gathering our clothes. I drove him home and vowed we would make sure his Girlfriend would never ever find out.

To this day the few people that do know give him alot of shit..but I still try to constantly reminding him "its still just a number".