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Scared Sober by the Cops
Posted:08/01/2004
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Everyone gets into trouble with the cops in college, but it's never a big deal until you're the one scared shitless.
One weekend during my freshman year a few of us girls decided to have a few "pre-party" drinks before going out. We got pretty buzzed in one of our dorm rooms, but figured that wasn't enough, so put the liquor in some Sobe bottles and headed to the car. (The driver was the only one not intoxicated.)
The party was cool but got busted by the cops so we left, now pretty much wasted, and headed back to the dorms all the while still drinking the left over liquor. Just our luck, we get pulled over by two cops... because the driver didn't have recent tabs and she "made a wide turn" (bs)... and come to find out didn't have proof of insurance.
So here's five girls drunk out of their minds (except the driver of course) and scared shitless. The cops come up, do the whole flashlight in your eyes and questioning thing.
We try our best to play it off, but it was obvious we were stuttering and the liquor odor coming from the car was undeniable. Plus, one of the girls only had the seatbelt laying over her lap with her hands covering it, not actually on, and blatantly lied to the cop who asked if she was wearing it.
By now, the cops get a little pissed so they decide to pull out the breathalizer.
Can I just say holy shit? I could have handled walking in a straight line (maybe) but a breathalizer?
One of the girls even started crying. (We all know emotions get a little out of control when you drink.) They give it to the driver and she passes because she was totally sober, and they're about to give it to me when they get a call saying there's been a robbery.
They decide that's more important and let us drive off but only after threatening us that we could've gotten MIP's and our licenses pulled. I have never felt so lucky in my life...or so stupid since I was the one with the brilliant idea to bring the liqor.
One weekend during my freshman year a few of us girls decided to have a few "pre-party" drinks before going out. We got pretty buzzed in one of our dorm rooms, but figured that wasn't enough, so put the liquor in some Sobe bottles and headed to the car. (The driver was the only one not intoxicated.)
The party was cool but got busted by the cops so we left, now pretty much wasted, and headed back to the dorms all the while still drinking the left over liquor. Just our luck, we get pulled over by two cops... because the driver didn't have recent tabs and she "made a wide turn" (bs)... and come to find out didn't have proof of insurance.
So here's five girls drunk out of their minds (except the driver of course) and scared shitless. The cops come up, do the whole flashlight in your eyes and questioning thing.
We try our best to play it off, but it was obvious we were stuttering and the liquor odor coming from the car was undeniable. Plus, one of the girls only had the seatbelt laying over her lap with her hands covering it, not actually on, and blatantly lied to the cop who asked if she was wearing it.
By now, the cops get a little pissed so they decide to pull out the breathalizer.
Can I just say holy shit? I could have handled walking in a straight line (maybe) but a breathalizer?
One of the girls even started crying. (We all know emotions get a little out of control when you drink.) They give it to the driver and she passes because she was totally sober, and they're about to give it to me when they get a call saying there's been a robbery.
They decide that's more important and let us drive off but only after threatening us that we could've gotten MIP's and our licenses pulled. I have never felt so lucky in my life...or so stupid since I was the one with the brilliant idea to bring the liqor.
- Western Washington University
Editors Note:
Sometimes luck shines on the cop test.
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