I got stuck in a room for two hours before word got from the hospital that this jackass' stomach was pumped

I'm not your typical freshman. I spent six years in the military. In a fluke, the school set me up in a freshman dorm. I didn't really think it would be a problem as I am used to living in pretty lousy conditions, with most people being younger than me.

Now two of the kids are pretty smart and understand that anyone gets caught with beer on the floor, I'm the first person that the RA speaks to about it. Its the third roommate that is a problem. He is hyper as hell and its pretty obvious that he has never been out of his parent's house until he turned 19. Complete home school nutcake. He is the one always asking me for booze.

My usual response is "I give you beer if you give the the ten grand to cover you dumbass getting me arrested and kicked out of school". Well one day, right before finals, this lovely roommate of mine decided to drink an entire bottle of mouthwash, stumble down to the front desk of the Dorm, and vomit all over the place. When the EMTs showed up, he told them and campus security that I gave him beer and thats why he is sick. I learned this when I got a knock at the dorm and I'm dragged to the campus security building at one in the morning.

I got stuck in a room for two hours before word got from the hospital that this jackass' stomach was pumped and it was Scope. I got to walk back to my room in the middle of a rain storm, just in time to get about four hours of sleep before a test.

To the school's credit, the President met with me the day after and apologized. If your wondering, I'm still stuck with the kid. Seems they couldn't get him from underage drinking as it was, in the words of his father "an accidental overdose of mouthwash".

Yeah, the old man lawyered up and the school backed down. What really amazed me about this is that I tower over the kid and have at least 60 lbs to him. I would think I'd be the last guy he would think to screw over. I have to admit I gave the kid a bit of a scare after he came back. I punched him in the kidneys hard enough he pissed blood for a week. He came close to getting me arrested and kicked out of school for no good reason. How many people do you know would go out of their way to screw with a war vet?

Please do not include my school in this posting as I am still living with this idiot and I don't want any more crap about this. I just think this is a mind blowing read and I hope you enjoy.