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Sleep Pisser
His roommate, and my friend, Sam came home from the bar wasted (as usual) the previous night. The two of them sat around and talked for a little while until George turned his back. (George was pretty much sober, by the way). Anyway, he asked Sam a question and when he got no answer, George turned to face his roommate.
Much to his surprise, Sam was peeing onto George's futon! And when George asked him what he was doing, Sam didn't say a word. You've heard of sleepwalking? I guess this was a case of "sleep pissing." Sam then proceeded to pass out with half of his body in the pee-stained futon and the other half in a puddle of urine on the floor.
He didn't remember anything the next morning.
Although, I'm sure he had some idea when he woke up with his face in a yellow-stained futon that just "happened" to smell like urine!
- University of Rhode Island
Editors Note:
Sleep pissing? Is that something like Sleep freaking out and going ape shit.
Comments
This happens often, it's always funny though. Unless somebody pisses on your shit.