Hugh awoke naked in his ex's bed, 'how'd I get here?' he thought

My friend had just split up with his ex of two years. One night—some five or sex weeks after the breakup, they randomly met in a club. They were both drunk, Hugh (my mate) more so than Kelly. And they gravitated toward one another and ended up leaving together.

Having left to get a taxi, Kelly went to a cashpoint and as she left to withdraw some money, Hugh slapped the £200 key and out pops £200—Great!

Then, on the way back to halls, he vomits on her in the taxi. They both get kicked out and have to walk the rest of the way.

Next morning, he wakes up naked and alone in her room. Wondering how he ended up in that circumstance, he stumbles across the corridor to find her in a friend's room. She claims that once they got back to her room, he got naked in her room and promptly pissed out of her window. Then when she complained, he turned round and pissed all over her bed!