He had been known to wake up and pee in random places and the funny thing was it was always Casey's stuff

At one point during my college career I lived with my best friend (we'll call her Casey) who I have known since pre-school and our boyfriends. It was not a good idea for us to live together which we all found out the hard way, but that's beside the point.

That house saw some crazy nights! One of those nights we were all a little wasted and we all happened to be chillin at the house. It was rare for us all to be together on a weekend night as we went out most of the time. Anyway, the four of us decided to play strip poker.

I am not even sure how the conversation came about, but before I knew it we were playing. I think my friend and I pretty much sucked at it cause we were both naked in no time. We were pretty far gone by then so I don't think either of us really cared that we were sitting there in our birthday suits. I guess the guys realized that because they began messing with us. They bet us that we could not put our legs behind our heads. We should have known then and there what they were up to, but I guess we were having a stupid moment because we immediately started trying and to no avail!

Our dudes were cracking up and also a little shocked that they managed to get us to hard core flash them! I mean I bet they could see what we ate for breakfast! We went to bed shortly after that. I guess cause the guys were ready to....well anyway…so we all went to our bedrooms, had our fun and passed out. My boyfriend and I woke up to a commotion in Casey and her boyfriend's (we'll call him Kyle) bedroom. Our rooms had an adjoining door so it wasn't exactly sound proof which makes me think of all the nights they used that loud ass whip, but that's another story!

So we woke up to Casey screaming at her boyfriend. "Kyle what the f*ck are you doing?!!!" Without saying anything my boyfriend and I both sat up and began packing a bowl cause we knew that their fight wouldn't end anytime soon. They never did! Then we heard a knock on the door. It was Casey and surprisingly she was so mad that she didn't even want to deal with what Kyle was doing. She began filling us in and told us that she woke up to Kyle peeing in her underwear drawer! He had been known to wake up and pee in random places and the funny thing was it was always Casey's stuff. Her shoes, her lamp, and now her underwear drawer.

When she told him to stop he looked at her with this glazed look and just started peeing on the floor by the door. Well we had hardwood floors so it could be heard loud and clear. I will tell you that it was a very steady stream! So we are all just sitting there listening to Kyle in his drunken stupor. At some point I think he kind of realized that he messed up so he began trying to fix his mistake. This wasn't good. He took their comforter off the bed and began trying to clean up his pee.

Then I guess he realized that their comforter probably wasn't the best thing to use so he decided he better wash it. We hear him walk down the hall and mess around in the kitchen where the washer and dryer were. Then we all got confused cause we heard him turn on the dryer. So as soon as I was sure he was out of the kitchen I decided to investigate. I went out there and discovered that he had stuffed the comforter half way in the washing machine and turned on the empty dryer. Wow! After that, I guess he figured that he wasn't quite done cleaning up his mess so he goes into the closet to get the vacuum cleaner.

Remember how I said we had hardwood floors in our rooms? Yeah... He didn't even turn on the vacuum. He just kept rolling it back and forth over the floor. This went on for a quite awhile and by then Casey's anger had pretty much subsided and was reduced to giggling. That may have been due to the bowl we shared with her, but who knows?

Casey ended up sleeping on the futon in our room that night and Kyle passed out eventually. The next morning we all filled him in on his adventure the night before. Of-course he didn't remember, but then again he never did. It wasn't the first or the last time he ever did that, but that was the most drawn out peeing process he ever had. At least that I know of. We had many more crazy nights, but that is one that will always stick out and one that we will never let him live down. Of-course my boyfriend won't let me live down the fact that I attempted to put my legs behind my head naked, but you win some, you lose some, right? :)