After only a few seconds, Paulie had produced a handful of condoms and got to work

This little event that's about to unfold happened just a few nights ago.

What happened was me and my girlfriend had just went on a week long vacation to New York. Our return flight was landing in New Orleans and we live in Baton Rouge. I called up my freshman dorm roommate Paulie, who lives in New Orleans, and asked him if he could pick us up and bring us to my house in Baton Rouge.

He was there faithfully waiting for us when we got off the flight that had been delayed for 6 hours. He also brought his girlfriend who was a total trophy.

We landed around 11:30 and got to my house around 1:00 where we proceeded to get hammered and play drinking games. My girlfriend wasn't feeling too well so she went to sleep around 3:00. That left just me, Paulie, and Amy. After hitting the bottle pretty hard, I suggested that we play strip poker. Paulie and I are alright at poker. Amy, thankfully...not so much.

Soon she was bare ass naked on my living room floor and was loving the attention. We changed the game to Be the King. The rules are simple: take as many cards as there are players and one of the cards has to be a King. You deal them out face down randomly and the person who has the king gets to make the other 2 people do something. It started out simple like telling embarrassing stories.

I quickly got bored of that shit so I upped the ante. I drew the king and told Amy to blow Paulie. She looked and me for a second then went down on him and started giving him a great hummer. I looked at him and told him that he owed me for that. I didn't realize that he intended to pay me back so soon though.

He drew the king the next round and told Amy to blow ME! She went down and got to work. After only a few seconds, Paulie had produced a handful of condoms and got to work plowing her from behind.

After about and hour and a half of her blowing me and him railing her, she wanted to switch. So I grabbed a condom and went at it while she sucked his dick. Another hour flew by and I realized I wasn't getting anywhere with this rubber on, so I ripped it off and kept going. Pretty soon I shot what felt like a quart of nut into her and collapsed on the floor.

I was still pretty sauced up so I took the condoms outside to "dispose of the evidence." I dumped a bunch of gasoline on them and lit them on fire which in turn lit my garbage can on fire. I was standing there naked like an idiot when it hit me.

Use your bladder! I pissed everywhere smiling like I had just saved a baby from a burning building when it dawned on me that the sun was already up. It was 6:30 in the fucking morning! I went to go back inside and found that the door was locked. FUCK! I beat on the window that my friends were sleeping in and hoped to God that my girlfriend didn't hear it and find me standing naked in my backyard at 6:30am.

Paulie let me in and just laughed while I grabbed my shit and went to my bedroom. I climbed in bed and my girlfriend told me to stop moving the mattress. I guess she thought I was just shifting positions. The next morning, Paulie and Amy left with a quick goodbye.

An hour later Paulie called and told me she didn't remember what happened that night but he told her and she just laughed it off. Whatever. I'm just glad my girlfriend didn't find out. As it turns out, Paulie and I will be roommates again this coming semester. Maybe that night will relive itself.

Who knows.

Anyway, what started as a ride home ended up being one of the best nights of my life!