But I nearly did when, as the clothes started to come off, I discovered THE UNIT.

There was a big frat party that I went to last night. Now I am a guy and I am horny, pretty much all the time (I think all guys can back me up on that one). Anyway, there was no doubt as to what I had on my mind. I went in looking to hook up with some drunken chick that had too many shots of Captain Morgan.

I quickly found a girl who wasn't too hot but was good enough for me. I talked to her and we hit it off. Eventually, we made our way back to my dorm room. We were both absolutely sloshed. We got into the bed and things started to get a little frisky. This is when it happened.

Now I was drunk, but not too drunk to projectile vomit or anything. But I nearly did when, as the clothes started to come off, I discovered THE UNIT. I couldn't believe what this so called "GIRL" had under his skirt! I was hitting it off with a guy!

Well I didn't care so I just went for it anyway. I love beer.