News
Welcome to our new Site! Please send us your feedback to help us work out the kinks.
Links
Connect
Friends
Home > Stories > Read Story
The Brother's Brawl
Posted:01/19/2008
Views: 5,570
Grade: B
Comments 1
This story is one of those stories that isn't funny at the time, but as time goes on you look back on and laugh.
This one night,I was at my ground level apartment sipping on some spiced Bacardi in Coke. It was a warm night and I quickly went outdoors to finish drinking. After drinking 3 bacardi and Cokes in one hour and and taking 5 shots on top of that let's just say I was hammered beyond belief.
That being said, I walked across the street to my frat brother's home to continue partying. When I got there, there was plenty to do, beer pong, drunk chicks and a free keg.
While I was there, this one guy was completely stoned and screaming obscenities at anyone who would listen. He then went outside and sat on the steps.
I needed to go home and bring the bottles of Coke I had promised my frat brother and I had the misfortune of walking past him.
He immediately jumped up in my face and screamed "Dude, you got a f***in' problem."
"Take your drunk ass to bed," I replied.
He then grabbed me by my collar and I had to pry his hand off of me. He didn't grab me again either, he just sat down on the steps.
Well next, I get to my apartment and was laughing about the incident and telling my roommate about it. My brother overheard it and let's just say he's not as patient as I am.
He immediately stormed out from the back, threw on his sweatpants and shoes and ran outdoors. I ran after him trying to stop him explaining that this guy was drunk and on some other things so he's not able to think clear.
Next thing I knew, my brother had called about 7 people on his cell phone and they all showed up almost immediately. Now, the eight of them come get me and take me outside and tell me to show them who did it. I downright refused.
"Your frat brother Allen lives in that building ahead. Now where is this mutherf***er?" My brother demanded in his drunken rage.
But one of my frat brothers gave it away.
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Jose's brother!" He yelled when saw the looks on the faces of my brother and his 7 friends. (Jose is one of my frat brothers)
"What the f*** you still out here for?" calls the drunk guy when he sees me.
"Oh, it was you punk?" yells my brother as he knocks the guy in the head. We then immediately grab my brother and some other frat members pull Jose's brother toward the house.
He ended up with a knot on his head and he's lucky that's all. I've heard that since that day, he's left alcohol alone.
This one night,I was at my ground level apartment sipping on some spiced Bacardi in Coke. It was a warm night and I quickly went outdoors to finish drinking. After drinking 3 bacardi and Cokes in one hour and and taking 5 shots on top of that let's just say I was hammered beyond belief.
That being said, I walked across the street to my frat brother's home to continue partying. When I got there, there was plenty to do, beer pong, drunk chicks and a free keg.
While I was there, this one guy was completely stoned and screaming obscenities at anyone who would listen. He then went outside and sat on the steps.
I needed to go home and bring the bottles of Coke I had promised my frat brother and I had the misfortune of walking past him.
He immediately jumped up in my face and screamed "Dude, you got a f***in' problem."
"Take your drunk ass to bed," I replied.
He then grabbed me by my collar and I had to pry his hand off of me. He didn't grab me again either, he just sat down on the steps.
Well next, I get to my apartment and was laughing about the incident and telling my roommate about it. My brother overheard it and let's just say he's not as patient as I am.
He immediately stormed out from the back, threw on his sweatpants and shoes and ran outdoors. I ran after him trying to stop him explaining that this guy was drunk and on some other things so he's not able to think clear.
Next thing I knew, my brother had called about 7 people on his cell phone and they all showed up almost immediately. Now, the eight of them come get me and take me outside and tell me to show them who did it. I downright refused.
"Your frat brother Allen lives in that building ahead. Now where is this mutherf***er?" My brother demanded in his drunken rage.
But one of my frat brothers gave it away.
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Jose's brother!" He yelled when saw the looks on the faces of my brother and his 7 friends. (Jose is one of my frat brothers)
"What the f*** you still out here for?" calls the drunk guy when he sees me.
"Oh, it was you punk?" yells my brother as he knocks the guy in the head. We then immediately grab my brother and some other frat members pull Jose's brother toward the house.
He ended up with a knot on his head and he's lucky that's all. I've heard that since that day, he's left alcohol alone.
- Salisbury University
Editors Note:
This guy's lucky he didn't get the beatdown to end all beatdowns.
Comments
Dude, I'm glad he got what he deserved for that. If that was me, he would have gotten more than a knot on his head. But, that's just the type of person I am, I have a temper when I am provoked. Continue to be patient, it's a virtue far too lacking in far too many people. You're a good person and I'm sure that's favorable in God's sight. All the best to you.