I don't know if it just makes girls horny or what

It's February 2005, the date of our annual club sports team’s end of the year banquet. It's my senior year so this would be my last banquet. I waited till the last minute to find a date -- in hopes of finding a supermodel, but of course this never happened. So a week before the banquet I decided to invite a girl that I had worked with at home and knew for 6 years who also attended BGSU. Helen who was a sophomore. We have had previous hookup encounters but had never had sex. She tells me she'll go if she doesn’t have to work but can't let me know till later in the week. I figure she doesn't really want to go that bad otherwise she'd easily be able to find someone to work for her at the restaurant.

I decided that I should invite another girl because I didn't want to take the chance of being stuck without a date. So I decided to invite a freshman named Janice that I had hooked up with and had sex with earlier in the year. I knew that she would want to come because she's always been obsessed with me.

I tell Helen that I invited Janice in her place due to the fact I didn’t want to be stuck without a date. Helen bugs me all week because I'm taking a freshman with me to the banquet and I can tell she's jealous that I am taking someone else.

The banquet always consists of lots of drinking. I decided to have about 15 members of the team and their dates and parents over to my place to pregame at around 5pm. I was talking to my original date Helen on aol instant messenger and she was in the mood to drink during the day. So Helen came over in street clothes around 4pm and started to drink with me and one of my friends while I got ready for the banquet.

5pm rolls around and people start to arrive at my apartment where I have over a hundred jello shots made and a few cases of beer. My date Janice calls me at a little after 5pm to tell me she’s ready for me to pick her up from the freshman dorms. So I go to pick her up, while my previous date is still at my place drinking with my friends.

Janice is looking hot. When she gets into the car, she is acting weird and not talking. At the same time I'm being real talkative due to my previous hour or so of drinking, but she doesn’t know this. She tells me she's nervous that she's overdressed. (This is a formal banquet and she's wearing a casual dress.) I tell her she’s fine and that she looks good.

We walk into my place where there are around ten people pregaming for the banquet. As soon as my date walks in the door, my friend who likes to mess with people says to my date "What you think this is prom or something" She gets all pissed at me cause I told her she couldn’t wear pants and my cocky friend’s date had a skirt on.

I now offer my date a drink. She declines every alcoholic drink that I offer her and I think to myself well maybe she just doesn’t want to drink yet or had a rough night drinking last night. So I sit down on my couch, with my date Janice and my originally planned date Helen sitting on either side of me. More people arrive and my apartment is full with around 35 people in attendance. Me and along with everyone else in attendance at my apartment continue to booze heavily while my date for some reason remains sober.

When I went to use the restroom, my date Helen and Janice talk, and Helen mentions to Janice how she really doesn’t want to go. These girls didn’t know each other previously at all and Janice didn't know I asked Helen to begin with. Janice who at this point is heavily buzzed told Helen that she would go for her. Nothing came of the offer, however. It's now 6pm and time to leave for the banquet. I tell Helen that I would give her a call later and that she could come to the after-banquet kegger party.

We arrive at the country club in Bowling Green and get a table. I ask my date what she would like to drink. She says, “water is fine.” I am thinking to myself what the f*ck, this is supposed to be a party and my date is the only person in the building not drinking. So I go up to the bar and get myself a beer. It takes awhile to get a beer at the bar, so Janice decides to come meet up with me in line. As we get back to our chairs, I didn’t pull out her chair so she says "Why didn't you pull out my chair for me." I’m now pissed about my horrible choice of date. I slam down my beer and head back to the bar, where the bartender hooks me up with a shot of 3 wise men.

Throughout the banquet I continue to booze heavily along with my teammates and their dates, while my date remains sober the entire time. During the banquet at 9:51pm to be exact, I get a text message from Janice saying exactly "Hope your havin fun haha don’t forget to call me when u get back byeeee."

The banquet is now ending. It’s around 10:30pm. I decide immediately that I am going to get rid of my date and drop her off at her dorm. The second that she gets out of the car I scream "Yesssss". I then immediately call Janice up. Janice and one of her girlfriends arrive at my apartment.

We then head over to the club team’s "house" where three kegs were awaited us. We continue to booze heavily and Janice's friend has someone pick her up, while Janice stays. It is now 2am and we both had been drinking since 4pm. Janice's car is at my place because that’s where she parked when they came over and we walked to the party. So we both are walking to my apartment at 2 or 3am. She says she wants to drive home, of course I say "I'm not letting you drive home, you can stay at my place on the couch or something."

We get up to my place, and we start to make out and continue to do so for about an hour. We then start to have sex. Afterwards, I headed to the restroom. That’s when I noticed the blood on my boxers. I couldn’t believe she was on her period!

I go back to my bed where Janice is laying and she says, “we have a problem.” And I was like "Yeah I know; you’re on your period."

She goes, “No, my tampon is stuck inside of me.”

“Why didn't you tell me you were on your period?” She claims she did tell me, but I am 100% certain she didn’t because I would have never had sex with her.

I then ask her what she is going to do about this problem. She says that her aunt's a nurse and she'll have her get it out the next day at home. Satisfied with that plan, we go to bed.

It's now Sunday and she heads back to our hometown to get her tampon removed. Janice is worried about going to her aunt because she will obviously know that she had sex the night before. When she goes home, her aunt decides not to mess with it and tells Janice to go to the Emergency Room.

While at the emergency room, the doctor's ask what happened and Janice said "I accidentally put another tampon in while there was still one in there." The doctor said this happens a lot. After the doctor removed the tampon he said "the tampon was stuck up in you all jagged and in sideways far up."

It cost her over $80 because she had no insurance.

The text message from her read: "Just got back from the ER... Thanks lol."

Believe it or not, a few weeks later a different girl and I were hooking up and she tells me we can’t have sex because she’s on her period. At least she told me!