Not sure how this ranks on the overall scale, but it's a start

Wanna be the Ultimate drinker? Just do what my buddy did and I promise that you will be worshipped by your friends as one of the ultimate drinkers of your time.

My buddy and I went out on a wonderful Thirsty Thursday with the intention to put on a serious drinking display. We get to this house party by about 9, and just start pounding drinks and playing beer games and everything of the sort until we're annihilated. All of a sudden my buddy gets this phone call and heads outside. I don't know anyone at this party, so I walk outside with him while he takes the phone call. We're standing there and all of a sudden my buddy just throws up. He does it again like 4 times and then hangs up the phone.

Now just remember that he still has his beer in his hand. He then proceeds to drink the rest of his beer. I was like, "Dude, that’s beer you’re drinking!"

He croaks back, "Yeah I know. I need something to wash my mouth out with and I LOVE beer."

Now, my friends, that is dedication. A man walks outside, pukes four times, washes out his mouth with a swig of beer, then promptly downs the rest of it, because he “loves beer.”

All I have to say is ...Wow!