The freshman told us it was too late to go out

So on a very boring weekend in the fall, my buddy from BU wanted to come visit. I let him know that nothing was going on here but he insisted on coming anyways. Trying to get a way to not have to stay here, I called him and out of the blue had this idea to go to UMASS Amherst. At first he did not want to go, but I convinced him we would be sleeping in some freshman sluts room, and that he could hook up with one. (This was quite true.) It worked like a charm.

I had hooked up with a girl that summer and so I called her and convinced her to have me and a friend there. She agreed, so I figured I would be able to get some because of the summer.

I drove down to BU first to wait for my buddy to get out of class, so I hung out with some girls I had met the last time I went to visit him. While talking with them I convinced them to come with us to UMASS. After much convincing, they agreed.

This night was getting better every minute.

Finally at 9 pm we were on our way to Amherst, a 2-hour drive. On the way there everyone was getting drunk (except the driver of course) The music was blaring and we were having a ton of fun.

Finally we get to UMASS and the girls go chill with a guy they knew and me and my buddy go to the freshman girls’ room. It is only 11 by now, so if we were at school, we would just be about to head out. We go up to her room and meet all of her dumb freshman friends. They all suck except the two girls who live in the room.

Finally I get a feeling that I am not going to hook up with this girl by the way she was acting with a guy, and the freshman told us it was too late to go out. 11 FUCKING O CLOCK!! ARE YOU SERIOUS. After finishing off 3/4 of a handle of captains, me and my buddy split from the freshman and go out to look for parties. We get about 100 feet to the bus stop and meet 3 girls. We "ask them where anything is going on" and end up talking with them for about an hour. One of the girls is not looking good at all, and is slowly passing out. Luckily she is the ugly one, so me and my buddy figure we may get some. Then the two girls we were talking to realize that their friend is passed out at the bus stop and say they need to bring her to bed. Shot down again.

By this time it’s about 12:30, so we call the girls we came with. They are on their way home from a party and will be back in 15 min. We decide to wait for them. Finally after 45 min, they get back and we convince the guy they are with to let us come up to his room where a party is going on and keep drinking. Out of nowhere 3 rolls around, and the girls say they want to go to bed, as does the guy who lives there. We split and call one of the freshman guys who stupidly gave us his number so he could let us back into the dorm. We wake his ass up and he comes and lets us in. We go back up the freshmen girls’ room, and see that the slutty roommate has another guy there, and the girl I knew was in her guy’s room downstairs.

There is an open bed, and a perfectly good floor. Two very respectful options, so we decide my buddy’s car is the best option. I hop into the trunk, and he hops into the drivers seat. we pass the fuck out. 545 rolls around and we both wake up at the exact same time. I make an executive decision that heading back to Boston is the best idea. We call the girls we came with, and one decides to come with us, the other two decide they will take a bus later on in the day (they actually stay until Sunday, we got there Friday night). We get back to Boston at 8, realizing that we were gone for less than 12 hours.

Moral of the story...UMASS SUCKS