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UNM Knows How to Party
Posted:06/08/2006
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Grade: D
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It was my second year and I just started the fall semester. I was moving into my new apartment and some friends and I decided to have a "break in" party. So that night we went on several bar runs, getting as much alcohol that we could get a hold of. The party was intended for only a few people, which lasted for a while, until my cousin decided to invite this girl Tawnie. I didn’t know her at the time but since I thought she was cool, I said ok on having her come....
Bad idea!
The party went from 5 to 15, to 20 people and my apartment was tiny. So I had a bunch of people showing up bumming beer and all the mixed drinks. Then I find out that they want more but aren’t willing to pitch in for the additional beverages, (damn assholes). So they had to deal. As the night went on... more people showed up and it went from having beer and mixed drinks to having white and other drugs around so everyone starts tweaking out...
(blanked out from there). I come-to only to find myself talking to Tawnie in the bathroom and she is asking me if I go both ways. I start wondering why and before I could answer her she starts making out with me. (hmmm, why I didn’t stop there...who knows).
But I remember leaving the bathroom and us planning to move the party to another friend’s house, so everyone starts to make their way towards his place. Ihat’s when I get stuck with this crazy fem gay guy who was hanging out with a slutty girl named Celeste who was hitting on practically everyone ... including me. That made Tawnie mad and out of nowhere Celeste smacks the hell out of Tawnie and it turns into a fight. I didn’t know that it was that bad of a brawl until the next morning when I went into the bathroom and found bloody hand prints over the wall and on my carpet (all thanks to Tawnie). I found Celeste crying in my room and I tried to talk to her but that also was a bad idea
We talk for a bit and it was already morning and all I wanted to do was sleep. So I lay down on my bed almost ready to crash out. I see Celeste close the door behind me and come closer to the bed. She then straddles me and tells me how much she appreciated me helping, I was about to reply that it was no problem but before I was able to, she bites my bottom lip and pulls on it a bit. I ask her what that was for and she just smiles and does it again.
Then (of course) Tawnie walks in and gets all pissed off and they start arguing again. Then they leave. I’m pissed off for everyone starting some kind of fight, drinking all my damn beer and f**king up my new place and kick them all out for good.
What a f**ked up way to start the semster huh, and just think, this happened before the my first class even started and all I could say is that Tawnie girl got me a whole lot more trouble – believe me, this story is just the beginning.
Bad idea!
The party went from 5 to 15, to 20 people and my apartment was tiny. So I had a bunch of people showing up bumming beer and all the mixed drinks. Then I find out that they want more but aren’t willing to pitch in for the additional beverages, (damn assholes). So they had to deal. As the night went on... more people showed up and it went from having beer and mixed drinks to having white and other drugs around so everyone starts tweaking out...
(blanked out from there). I come-to only to find myself talking to Tawnie in the bathroom and she is asking me if I go both ways. I start wondering why and before I could answer her she starts making out with me. (hmmm, why I didn’t stop there...who knows).
But I remember leaving the bathroom and us planning to move the party to another friend’s house, so everyone starts to make their way towards his place. Ihat’s when I get stuck with this crazy fem gay guy who was hanging out with a slutty girl named Celeste who was hitting on practically everyone ... including me. That made Tawnie mad and out of nowhere Celeste smacks the hell out of Tawnie and it turns into a fight. I didn’t know that it was that bad of a brawl until the next morning when I went into the bathroom and found bloody hand prints over the wall and on my carpet (all thanks to Tawnie). I found Celeste crying in my room and I tried to talk to her but that also was a bad idea
We talk for a bit and it was already morning and all I wanted to do was sleep. So I lay down on my bed almost ready to crash out. I see Celeste close the door behind me and come closer to the bed. She then straddles me and tells me how much she appreciated me helping, I was about to reply that it was no problem but before I was able to, she bites my bottom lip and pulls on it a bit. I ask her what that was for and she just smiles and does it again.
Then (of course) Tawnie walks in and gets all pissed off and they start arguing again. Then they leave. I’m pissed off for everyone starting some kind of fight, drinking all my damn beer and f**king up my new place and kick them all out for good.
What a f**ked up way to start the semster huh, and just think, this happened before the my first class even started and all I could say is that Tawnie girl got me a whole lot more trouble – believe me, this story is just the beginning.
- University of New Mexico
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Comments
Lets use this example. Your Superman, shes kryptonite. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!!!
GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!