"Mom and Dad, Please send money, I am getting desperate."

My roommate was recently dumped by his girlfriend of several months. It was a very messy break up.

She was cheating on him, and basically screwed him over big time. He was pretty devastated and did everything he could to try to get back together with her. I guess she finally got fed up with all of his attempts, because one day, my roomie opened a letter in the mail. All that the letter said was, "Go F*ck yourself!"

Also, inside the envelope was a picture of his ex sucking her new fella's cock--just to let him know how done she was with my roommate, I guess. Because we were furious with her, we devised a sweet plan of revenge.

About a week later, this girl's parents got a picture of their daughter sucking a guy's cock with a note attached that read:

"Mom and Dad, Please send money, I am getting desperate."

She transferred the next semester. I now wish that I had made a copy of the picture, because I gladly would have attached it with this story submission.

Go Titans!