It was not only uncomfortable for him but me as well because his face was basically pressed against my you know what.

A while back I read “The Real Ball Buster” and loved it. I liked it so much that I decided I had to submit my own story. Mine isn’t as extreme but, in my opinion, it’s actually pretty funny.

One of my best friends in college was a guy named Josh. Being that I’m a girl, all my closest friends were also girls except Josh. Josh was tall and very athletic and played intramural basketball and football with a group of the same guys.

Well during our sophomore year two of the guys on Josh team had girlfriends that wanted to play and compete in a co-ed league. Josh was not excited to play with them mostly because his team was always good and in his words these two girls “couldn’t play”.

So I suggested that if his teammates were going to let them play he could get out of it by saying that Regina (me) has always wanted to play and that we would start our own co-ed team.

When I suggested that Josh laughed and said “Regina you’re the most girly girl I’ve ever met. I don’t want to play with the other girls because I know we will loose. No offense but I like it better when you come and watch the games and just look pretty standing on the sideline”.

I liked the fact that he said I looked pretty standing on the sidelines but was also offended that he thought I didn’t have an athletic bone in my body. So I said “I will wrestle you for it”. Now this was kind of an inside joke between the two of us. If we ever had a disagreement about something one of us would jokingly say lets settle this with a no holds barred wrestling match. We never actually wrestled because we both knew he would totally kill me.

So anyhow, when I made the challenge I actually wanted to wrestle him. I made the challenge because I was kind of pissed and hadn’t considered the fact that I wouldn’t stand a chance if he actually took me up on it. It took Josh a second or two to realize that I was serious. When he did he said, “OK no holds barred and it’s only over when someone submits saying whatever the other person wants them to say”.

I knew that Josh and I were close so I figured that he would quickly pin me and make me submit without inflicting any pain. I could also tell that he wasn’t taking this seriously at all and I guess at first I wasn’t either.

We were at my apartment so we moved my coffee table out of the way and both got on our knees. Josh said go and our first and only wrestling match started. Josh did about what I thought he would and half assed tried to get me in a head lock. When he did I slipped out of it and pushed him in his back and he fell on his face. At that point I think he realized that if he didn’t pin me and end this he was going to playing on MY flag football team.

So Josh got up and much more aggressively approached this time. He tried a headlock again. This time, much to my surprise, I slipped out of it again. I was surprised because I could tell that he was actually giving 100% on that attempt. When I slipped the second headlock we both fell on our sides. My face was just about even with his knees. I could tell that Josh was getting frustrated because even though he was stronger and probably a more skilled wrestler I was actually getting the best of him.

I could tell that he was about to beat me back to his knees. What I did next was the most awesome move and I don’t know if I could ever do it again. As he was trying to get back up I locked my legs around his neck. It was not only uncomfortable for him but me as well because his face was basically pressed against my you know what. It’s a strange place for your friend's face.

I could tell right away I had him in a lock he would have some trouble getting out of. He realized it too and for the first time in our “no holds barred” match got a little dirty. He reached up with one of his hands and grabbed one of my nipples. He pinched it and it hurt like hell. I guess he figured the pain of that would instinctively make me let go of his neck. However I looked down and realized that his balls were free for the taking.

I reached down and got the tightest grip possible on his balls. He instantly let go of my nipple. I asked him if he was ready to submit and he said no. Every time he would make a move my grip on his balls was tightened.

Finally he said “OK I submit”. I was like SERIOUSLY!!!! I was sooooooo shocked that I won and would actually get to play co-ed flag football with him. He said “yes now please let go of my balls”. I said “OK but you said that the person that won got to make the loser submit by saying whatever the winner wanted. I want you to repeat after me.”

He said he would and he did. I made him say something like….. “I Josh just lost a fight to a girl and got my balls owned by her. I realize the only reason I still have balls is because my master Regina let me keep them and I will never pinch a nipple again. I will do as I am told by Regina for the next three months and never question any command that is given to me. I will not only let Regina be on my flag football team but she will also be in charge of it. In return Regina will keep it our little secret that she totally whipped my ass”.

Josh actually kept his end of the agreement. I went fairly easy on him over the next three months but managed to get foot massages at least once a week and he did my laundry several times for me. I think he would have done anything to ensure that I never told anyone about what happened.

And I didn’t until now ?