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Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang
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College Slang Quiz

Can you speak college-ease with ease?
1. What is a Turkey Dump?
a) what you do after dinner
b) a poop shaped like a drumstick
c) a timely break-up

2. Which is NOT a term for a dork?
a) LUG
b) Wedge
c) Stain
d) Packing Peanut

3. What does BBD stand for?
a) Bros Before Dinner
b) Big Boned Date
c) Bigger Better Deals

4. Beer Scooter is similar to which term?
Two Feet & a Heartbeat
Beer Goggles
Wounded Soldiers
Wets

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Can you speak fluent college-ease? Do you know if it's better to be a sonny or a wedge? Do you know if a turkey dump has anything to do with taking the kids to the pool?

Most importanly, do you know Turd Ferguson?

You'll find these answers and much more in the first book from the editors of CollegeStories.com. After reading over 2,000 stories from around the world, Ben Applebaum and Derrick Pittman have compiled the best funniest examples of college slang into one wild guide.

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"The book is a collection of some of the most interesting slang phrases used on college campuses."
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"In my line of work, I thought I'd heard them all. Turns out, I wasn't even close. 'Finless Brown Trout?' My lord. Well done, guys!"
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