Calling All Beer Pong Stories! You could win prizes and a place in our new book. Tell us about your best or worst or weirdest game of your life. Top stories get their pick of prizes and a chance to have it published in our next book. Get your pick of prizes like these*: Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing: Tales from My Secret Public Journal DVD Comedian Mike Birbiglia's third highly rated Comedy Central Special, "What I Should Have Said Was Nothing," will be available on DVD. What I Should Have Said Was Nothing: Tales from My Secret Public Journal is Mike's long-awaited debut on DVD. Filmed in NewYork City, this 90-minute special captures Mike at his best; dry andself-effacing but with a keen perspective on the events in his life where he should have said. well, nothing. The DVD includes bonus footage not seen onthe television special and an exclusive tour documentary entitled "Strictly For Fans." Currently, Mike is creating his own show for CBS based on his"Secret Public Journal." The phrase, "What I should have said was nothing," continually pops up inMike's self effacing comedy and epitomizes the awkward, raw and honeststorytelling that Mike has become known for. The Boston Globe calls Mike'scomedy "as honest as any Richard Pryor confession, and as engaging andinclusive as an old Bill Cosby record." Gigantour 2 DVD THE ULTIMATE HARD-ROCKING FORCE RETURNS! Join the legendary Megadeth asthey return to unleash the second coming of GIGANTOUR on their 2006 worldtour! Featuring a lineup of metal's pioneers, prepare yourself for a nightof sonic mayhem. You have been warned... Gigantour 2 features today's top metal bands: Megadeth, Lamb of God, Opeth,Arch Enemy, Over Kill, Into Eternity, The Smashup, and Sanctity! OVER TWO HOURS OF CONTENT! Over 58 minutes of bonus material! Check out www.gigantour.com. Toby Keith's 35 Biggest Hits CD Singer, songwriter, entertainer and all around Big Dog Daddy Toby Keith tends to do things, well, big. And so the May 6 release of his latest hits collection tips the scales with two discs filled to bursting with smash singles. Toby Keith 35 Biggest Hits spans the multi-platinum performer's entire career, and adds a kicker. Released on his own Show Dog Nashville label and Universal Music Enterprises, 35 Biggest Hits opens with his first No. 1 hit, 1993's "Should've Been A Cowboy," and runs all the way through his 2006 chart-topper "A Little Too Late." In between, the compilation serves up favorites including "Who's That Man" (1994), "How Do You Like Me Now ?!" (1999), "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" (2002), "Who's Your Daddy?" (2002), "I Love This Bar" (2003), "American Soldier" (2003) and "As Good I Once Was" (2005). Incidentally, Keith is currently filming the major motion picture "Beer For My Horses" (which is the same title as his 2002 hit that will also be included) in New Mexico. Check out www.tobykeith.com. Upright Citizens Brigade - ASSSSCAT! DVD Get ready America.. here comes ASSSSCAT! Hot on the heels of Upright Citizens Brigade's popular TV show, Shout! Factory will unleash the highly anticipated Upright Citizens Brigade - ASSSSCAT! on DVD March 25, 2008. Featuring renown UCB's improvisational comedy troupe co-founders Amy Poehler (Saturday Night Live), Matt Walsh (Old School), Ian Roberts (Talledega Nights:The Ballad of Ricky Bobby), and Matt Besser (Reno 911), with guest appearances by ASSSSCAT! all-stars including Horatio Sanz (Saturday Night Live), Will Arnett (30 Rock, Freak Show), Chad Carter (Crossballs: The Debate Show), Sean Conroy (Blackballed: The Bobby Duke Story), Andrew Daly (The Office), Ed Helms (Evan Almighty, The Office), Jen Kirkman (Home Movies), Tom Lennon (Reno 911), Kate Walsh (The Drew Carey Show, Grey's Anatomy) and Paul F. Tomkins (Reel Comedy), the DVD is packed with special bonus features including Upright Citizens Brigade Interview, Monologous Interruptus, The ASSSSCAT! Theme and special Commentary by Upright Citizen Brigade Comic Relief: The Greatest. And The Latest DVD Comic Relief: The Greatest. And The Latest DVD collection plays host to the best 20 years of Comic Relief and includes uncensored performances from COMIC RELIEF 2006, which helped raise funds for Hurricane Katrina victims and animal rescue operations. Join Billy Crystal, Whoopi, Robin Williams and the rest of the world class comedians as they throw their best stuff at a national disaster. Featuring the greatest and the latest from Lewis Black, Dane Cook, John Candy, Jennifer Coolidge, George Carlin, Mike Epps, Jim Carrey, Susie Essman, Dave Chappelle, D.L. Hughley, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Eugene Levy, Richard Lewis, George Lopez, Jon Lovitz, Bill Maher, Howie Mandel, Dennis Miller, Dudley Moore, Catherine O'Hara, Jeremy Piven, Harold Ramis, Carl Reiner, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, Rita Rudner, Bob Saget, Gary Schandling, Martin Short, Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart, Fred Willard,Steven Wright and more! Check out this site. THE ADVENTURES OF MIMI DVD Mariah Carey, one of the most internationally renowned, mega-selling superstars brings her most successful tour, THE ADVENTURES OF MIMI, produced by Live Nation, to DVD. Fans will get an all-access pass to exclusive content and a chance to experience Mariah like they’ve never seen her before. Included in the DVD is behind-the-scenes footage, exclusive videos, a karaoke feature and powerhouse performances of Mariah’s top smash hits from the past 17 years including, “We Belong Together,” “Always Be My Baby,” “It’s Like That,” “Vision of Love” and “Make It Happen.” The highly-anticipated double-DVD set will be released exclusively through Best Buy for a limited time only. Check out www.mariahcarey.com or just click here to view the trailer. THE TEN DVD Masters of comedy David Wain and Ken Marino team up for outrageously funny movie, THE TEN --- a series of laugh-out-loud stories that reinterpret --- and reinvent --- the Ten Commandments! The film features an All-Star Ensemble Cast - including Adam Brody, Rob Corddry, Famke Janssen, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Ken Marino, Gretchen Mol, Oliver Platt, Paul Rudd, Winona Ryder, Liev Schreiber, Justin Theroux and Jessica Alba! Check out the movie's official site. FIVE FOR FIGHTING'S ""BACK COUNTRY" CD/DVD Recorded live in concert in Orlando, "Back Country" is a showcase of definitive performances of classic songs and personal favorites from the Five For Fighting catalog including "100 Years," "Freedom Never Cries," "Superman," "Two Lights," "The Riddle" and many more. A compelling selection of bonus material on the "Back Country" DVD includes films from participating charities on John's groundbreaking website, "What Kind Of World Do You Want?" (WhatKindOfWorldDoYouWant.com), as well as John's unforgettable performance of "Superman" (from 2001's "The Concert For New York City" benefit) and an interview with the Vietnam veteran whose concern for his Iraq-bound son inspired the Five For Fighting song, "Two Lights." Check out www.fiveforfighting.com. NOW That's What I Call Music! Vol. 26 CD NOW That's What I Call Music! Vol. 26 spotlights 20 of today's hottest chart hits, including Soulja Boy Tell'Em's "Crank That (Soulja Boy)," J. Holiday's "Bed," Justin Timberlake's "Lovestoned," Rihanna's "Shut Up And Drive," Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)," Plain White T's' "Hey There Delilah," Nickelback's "Rockstar," Fabolous featuring Ne-Yo's "Make Me Better," and many more. Check out www.nowthatsmusic.com. Driftwood DVD Produced by Mike Richardson (Sin City, Hell Boy, Alien vs Predator) for DARK HORSE INDIE, DRIFTWOOD features some of the top young talent on the scene today. Heading this cast of up and comers are Raviv Ullman (Phil Of The Future) and Talan Torriero (MTV's Laguana Beach), along with World Champion Wrestler turned actor (Devil's Rejects) and Yoga guru, Diamond Dallas Page, portraying the truly evil mastermind behind DRIFTWOOD. Rounding out the cast are seasoned vets David Eigenberg (Sex And The City), Lin Shaye (There's Something About Mary, Snakes On A Plane, Kingpin ), Marc McClure(Superman), Jeremy Lelliott (7th Heaven), Russell Sams (Rules of Attraction) and John Walcutt (Ghost Whisperer). Check out www.myspace.com/driftwoodthemovie. PALE FORCE Swag "Pale Force" (www.nbc.com/paleforce) will feature 20 original episodes this season. Each month, Jim Gaffigan will premiere an episode on-air, on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Beginning September 24th, users can watch "Pale Force" on their mobile phones if they log onto m.nbc.com/paleforce and, in October, fans will be able to play along with the "Pale Force" Adventure crime-fighting game. The Emmy-nominated "Pale Force," from Conan O'Brien and comedian Jim Gaffigan, is an animated comedy series which follows the adventures of the muscle-bound Pale Man (Gaffigan) and his scrawny sidekick Conan O'Brien (also voiced by Gaffigan) - a crime-fighting duo with the superpower of paleness. Each episode matches pallor with valor with the unique live element of Gaffigan premiering episodes on "Late Night" periodically, with a cliffhanger to be resolved online. Check out www.nbc.com/paleforce. PLANET TERROR Cherry Action Figure Married doctors William and Dakota Block (Brolin and Shelton) find their graveyard shift inundated with townspeople ravaged by gangrenous sores and a suspiciously vacant look in their eyes. Among the wounded is Cherry (Rose McGowan), a go-go dancer whose leg was ripped from her body during a roadside attack. Wray (Freddy Rodriguez), her former significant other, is at her side and watching her back. Cherry may be down, but she hasn’t danced her last number. As the invalids quickly become enraged aggressors, Cherry and Wray lead a team of accidental warriors into the night, hurtling towards a destiny that will leave millions infected, countless dead, and a lucky few struggling to find the last safe corner of PLANET TERROR. Bare Naked Ladies "Talk To The Hand" CD/DVD Talk To The Hand: Live In Michigan, the first ever live DVD from the Barenaked Ladies. Recorded on June 15th of this year, the concert highlights some of the band’s biggest hits, including “One Week” and “If I had $1,000,000.” One of the top touring acts in North America, the live album and DVD format were invented for bands like the Barenaked Ladies, whose devoted fans (The Bare Nakeds) drove their podcasts to #1 on the US and Canadian iTunes charts, bought 10 million of their albums and helped propel three albums to platinum status and three more to gold. Their fans are also an important part of every Barenaked Ladies concert, as the band members often stop the show to strike up conversations with someone in the audience, singing impromptu songs about them or asking them who they’re talking to on their cell phone. Available in stores on November 6. Check out www.bnlmusic.com. DIRTY SANCHEZ DVD DIRTY SANCHEZ follows four British blokes through six countries, seven deadly sins and a world of pain. With "almost unwatchably foul" (Daily Mirror) Jackass-style stunts that include liposuction drinking games, hermaphroditic strips shows, beer enemas and a whole number of creative - and painful - uses for male genitalia, DIRTY SANCHEZ features some of the most cringe-worthy bad behavior ever seen. AIR GUITAR NATION DVD “To err is human… to air guitar, divine.” In the vein of cult classics like This is Spinal Tap and Office Space, AIR GUITAR NATION is a hilarious look at two aspiring rock stars locked in an epic battle to become “the greatest air guitarist in the world.” Throughout 2007, Docurama’s first theatrical release has been on a raucous world tour, picking up festival awards and starry-eyed groupies wherever it screens. From an “Audience Award” at Austin’s SXSW to “Best Documentary” at the Whistler Film Festival, “Official Selections” at the Tribeca, Woodstock and Edinbugh International Film Festivals and more, one might feel the encore could go on forever. But now, following its triumphant and critically acclaimed 40+ market theatrical run, the film called “slick” and “hilarious” by The Village Voice will finally be available for those who like to rock. Check out www.airguitarnation.com. NOW That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 25 CD The world’s best-selling multi-artist album series, NOW That’s What I Call Music!, returns this summer with a scorching collection of today’s hottest tunes. NOW That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 25, to be released July 17, 2007, features 20 smash hits from the current Pop, Modern Rock, Rap and R&B charts. NOW That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 25 spotlights 20 of today’s hottest chart hits, including #1 Pop hits "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, “Glamorous” by Fergie w/Ludacris, and “Buy You A Drank” by T-Pain w/Yung Joc; Top 10s “The Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani w/Akon, “U & UR Hand” by Pink, “Summer Love” by Justin Timberlake, “Pop, Lock & Drop It” by Huey, “I Tried” by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony w/Akon and, from a trio of “American Idol” stars, “Never Again” by Kelly Clarkson, “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood and “Home” by Daughtry. NOW 25 is a compilation joint venture from EMI Music, Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Universal Music Group and the Zomba Group of labels. NOW 25 will be distributed by Universal Music Group. Check out www.nowthatsmusic.com. Legacy’s So Real: Songs From Jeff Buckley CD Remember Jeff Buckley with the release of Legacy’s So Real: Songs From Jeff Buckley. Don’t miss out on the various Jeff Buckley tribute events held all over the world. \ Buckley’s “lamentably brief career,” as it has been characterized by his mother, Mary Guibert, came to a tragic and untimely end on May 29, 1997 (at age 30) when he died in a swimming mishap outside Memphis by the banks of the Mississippi River, during a recording stint in Memphis. One week prior to the 10th anniversary of that date, SO REAL: SONGS FROM JEFF BUCKLEY the first official anthology of his work (including two previously unreleased performances) – “the closest Jeff Buckley – singer, songwriter, guitarist, seeker – ever comes to having his own greatest-hits record,” as Rolling Stone senior editor David Fricke’s liner notes begin. Check out www.jeffbuckley.com and listen to songs like "Last Goodbye” BEVERLY HILLS 90210: THE SECOND SEASON DVD Before The OC and Laguna Beach, there was BEVERLY HILLS 90210. The wildly popular landmark television show that became a cultural phenomenon returns to DVD with BEVERLY HILLS 90210: THE SECOND SEASON. Starring a hip and appealing cast that convincingly portrayed the concerns and struggles of young people, the eight-disc DVD set includes all twenty-eight dramatic second season episodes filled with love triangles, personal crises and teen tragedy plus cool special features. Spike TV’s MXC: MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE SEASON TWO DVD Season Two of the hit Spike television series “MXC” (“Most Extreme Elimination Challenge”) offers up new comedy and disastrous spills! The hilarious cross between “Mystery Science Theater 3000,” “What’s Up Tiger Lily” and the X Games brings competitors face-to-face for the ultimate take on extreme reality sports competition in this second season collection. Hosts Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship entertain with their comedic commentary, while cohorts Captain Tenneal and Guy LeDouch present their lively sideline reporting set to the funniest, most hazardous games ever conceived on television. Death of a President DVD Winner of the International Critics’ Prize at the Toronto Film Festival, Death of a President is conceived as a fictional TV documentary broadcast in 2008, reflecting on a monstrous and cataclysmic event: the assassination of President George W. Bush on October 19th, 2007. The “documentary” artfully combines archival footage and carefully composed interviews presented in a respectful and dignified manner. The film doesn’t advocate violence; rather, it shows its pernicious effects. It is exciting and questioning, offering viewers a riveting and provocative political thriller that reveals larger truths. HIP HOP LIFE DVD Welcome to the future. Civilization has been obliterated by natural catastrophes and global economic collapse. In the rotting skeletons of once great cities, the remnants of mankind struggle to survive under the brutal reign of vicious warlords who rule by fear and the power of the fist. The only hope for a courageous band of street urchins is the brave fighter Jonas, the last surviving keeper of the secrets of an ancient martial arts dynasty. Jonas must challenge the heartless Bosco in a fight for freedom or death ... only then can he become master of mankind's destiny. Check out www.kampfansage.com. HIP HOP LIFE DVD Hip Hop Life is a documentary featuring some of the country’s top underground freestyle rappers as they face off in a battle-royale for “Rhyme City Supremacy.” The documentary pits Houston vs. Detroit. Detroit’s toughest MC battle rappers, who have appeared on Showtime, VH-1 and MTV, face Houston’s best street rappers, all on the verge of stardom themselves. Only one ‘hood’ will survive this intense verbal slaughterhouse and be crowned the ultimate MC Battle city. Check out HipHopLifeDVD.com. SMOKIN' ACES DVD Slick Las Vegas illusionist Buddy "Aces" Israel isn't playing nice. Turns out, he's telling mob secrets to the FBI. After a $1 million contract is put out on him, Aces tries to pull his greatest disappearing act before a rogues' gallery of ex-cons, hit men and smokin' hot assassins tries to rub him out in this dark action comedy that takes no prisoners. In support of the release, Universal Studios Home Entertainment has launched the “Smokin’ Aces Card Killer Game”! Feelin’ lucky? See if you can smoke Buddy Israel! Don't forget to check out SmokinAces.net. CENTRAL ROAST OF WILLIAM SHATNER DVD Captain's Log, stardate.oh, f$#@ it. It's the COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF WILLIAM SHATNER. Watch as he's feted by comics and co-stars alike, ranging from Andy Dick, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt and Fred Willard to fellow "trekkers" George Takei and Nichelle Nichols. Whether it's Jeffrey Ross lambasting Shatner's overacting or Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel regretting their choice of a certain "Shatner-endorsed" travel company, you won't want to miss one Shatner-skewering minute! Joe Rogan "Shiny Happy Jihad" CD You probably know Joe Rogan as the host of the hit show FEAR FACTOR. Or it could be from his turn as Joe Garrelli on NEWS RADIO. Or as the host of the MAN SHOW. Or even more recently as the spokesperson for the UFC. What you may not know is that Joe Rogan is one of the top comedians in the country. He sells out big rooms from coast to coast on the strength of his fantastic comedy and this disc solidifies him as one of the most important voices in the country. Joe’s hard-edged, uncensored, and, yes, smart view of the world shines through on his new album (his first, I’m Gonna Be Dead Someday (Warner Bros.) received critical acclaim and solid sales). With sharp insights on the Middle East, sex, religion, and a host of other topics, there are no taboos. Christopher Titus "Fifth Annual End of the World Tour" CD Christopher Titus has had a crazy life- all to your benefit. His new show, The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour, has been caught on album (all 90 minutes of it!) and it’s taken two CDs to capture it. The album chronicles how Titus’s timing stinks- having kids post 9/11 and trying to live in a world that’s going to hell. All without the help of his dad, a man whose afterlife is apparently just as crazy as his life. Zach Galifianakis "Live at the Purple Onion" DVD Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion, filmed in 2005 at San Francisco's famed nightclub, showcases the versatile funnyman serving up a healthy dose of quirky comedy. Set to piano, Zach’s rants often involve the audience, whether or not they are expecting to participate, in his routine. Interspersed throughout the DVD is a remarkably emotional, hilarious interview between Zach’s “twin brother” Seth and Brian Unger (NPR’s “Day To Day” satirical reporter, “The Daily Show”), shedding light on how Zach came to be where he is today. There is also a glimpse into Zach’s bizarre personal life as the cameras follow him off-stage. Bonus features include deleted scenes and extra behind the scenes footage from the show and more. Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion arrives in stores March 6, 2007 from Shout! Factory. Check out www.zachgalifianakis.com or send someone an an e-card. Twin Peaks – The Complete Second Season DVD TWIN PEAKS was created by David Lynch and Mark Frost. The show was set in the fictional town of Twin Peaks in northeast Washington State and tells the story of FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper and his investigation of the murder of a popular local teenage schoolgirl, Laura Palmer. This six-disc set contains all twenty-two newly remastered high definition episodes and is loaded with new in-depth interviews, audio commentaries, featurettes and introductions. Rank DVD Seven days, 45 finalists, one World Champion. Shot on location in Las Vegas, Nevada; BULL RIDER takes us from the ranch to the arena for the fascinating struggle of the three highest ranking bull riders competing for the title of PBR World Champion. The three contenders: Justin McBride, a third generation bull rider; Mike Lee, 21 year old born again Christian and Adriano Moraes, who has been riding bulls professionally since the age of 18. This documentary brings the gritty reality of this hazardous sport into focus for the first time. From preparations to rides through severe injuries and finally, victory for one: a gold belt buckle and a check for one million dollars. GIRLS NEXT DOOR Poster and Screener DVD In the third season premiere of The Girls Next Door episode, "Snow Place Like Home," it’s Christmas at the Mansion and the staff works like elves to create a winter wonderland for Hef and the girls – complete with a snow covered front yard! While stockings are hung in Hef's bedroom with care, what to buy Hef becomes a difficult affair. "Will the San Diego Chargers fit under the tree?" Kendra wonders aloud. All three girls struggle with what to get the man who has everything, especially Kendra who decides on a standing toilet paper dispenser of an old man with a plunger as a hat. In return, Hef treats all three of his favorite ladies to diamond studded earrings. BLACK CHRISTMAS DVD Dimension Films and Genius Products announce the release of Black Christmas, coming to DVD April 3, 2007. A gruesome re-imagining of the ground-breaking 1974 classic, Black Christmas is written and directed by Glen Morgan (Final Destination 1 & 3) and features an all-star cast of hot, young victims, including Michelle Trachtenberg (Ice Princess, Eurotrip), Lacey Chabert (Mean Girls, Not Another Teen Movie), Katie Cassidy (When A Stranger Calls, Click) and Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Bobby, Grindhouse). Fast-paced and viciously frenetic, Black Christmas revisits the brutal and horrific legacy of an escaped murderer who returns home to finish his Christmas killing spree. But the scene of the crime has changed with the times; his family home is now a sorority house, with an all-new assortment of victims to check off the Naughty list.

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