Stone Cold Sober Strippers
My roommate, Annie, and I had been over at a our guy friend’s (Russell) apartment watching anime. Once that was over, we decided to come back to the condo so Annie could work on a video game she’s developing.
We returned to our condo a few minutes later and went into our room to check out the video game, shutting the door behind us. I was a bit thirsty, so I started back out the door to head to the kitchen. The first thing I saw was another guy friend, Marcus (a rather hefty one) walking across my field of vision wearing nothing but a towel. What’s worse is that the towel didn't quite wrap around his waist. After getting a good glimpse of his rather large butt, I quickly shut the door. I looked over at my roommate in a state of shock.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"Marcus in nothing but a towel...." I squeaked out. Annie's eyes widened. Of course, she had to see for herself. She opened the door in time to see two of our other roommates plus one of our roommate's boyfriend all clad in small towels walking down the hall, laughing. With a small shriek, I shut the door. The towel-clad people spent the next five minutes trying to pry open the door, while Annie and I desperately tried to keep them out.
It turned out that in a moment of insanity, they decided to play a game of strip poker while the two of us were gone. The scariest thing was that they were stone cold sober!
Nothing sketchy group stuff happened (they claim). But I wasn’t able to get that image of Marcus out of mind for like months. It was horrible!
[Editor's Note: Here's another story that claims that no sketchy group stuff happened. How boring!]
