The Mexican Sacrifice

The Mexican Sacrifice

This crazy story took place last year in Cancun on spring break 2001! I was at Senor Frog's partying with my buddies when I hooked up with this hot girl from my college. A few hours later, she asked me to come back to her hotel with her and her roommates. So, of course, I did! When we got there, I found out I had to sneak in--without a wristband saying you stay there, you weren't allowed in. So, they snuck me in around the back and I was "in like flint." Or, so I thought.

As we approached their room, I heard some broken English being spit at me from a short little Mexican running up from behind me. He wanted to know who I was, where I was going, why I didn't have a wristband, etc.

So, I calmly told him I would only be there for a little while. Thankfully he left, and I went in. But, every 5 minutes he was back banging on the door telling me I needed to leave.

One of the girls in the room knew I wanted to stay with her friend (and that she wanted me to stay too, I guess). So she opened the door, grabbed the little Mexican security guard, and started making out with him! I couldn't believe what was happening. Talk about friendship!

Well, after that things were great. I woke up the next morning, said my good byes, and got on the bus to go to my hotel. Ya, except I took it the wrong way. Five to ten minutes later, I noticed I was in Downtown Cancun. To make a long story short, I had to walk 3 miles back in the opposite direction just to catch another bus to finally take me to my hotel.

But, I had a damn good night; I thoroughly enjoyed my hook-up and watching her friend take one for the team!

--Ball State University

[Editor's Note: Have you ever noticed that every good spring break story ends with a 3 mile walk.]