A user can deal with seeing their dead grandmother crawl up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but no one should have to deal with this trip
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Posted:12/28/2004
Views: 4,551
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I can only imagine what this guy must have thought to be roused at 3am, to find a guy in his boxers pounding his frozen hot dogs with a knife
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Posted:11/18/2004
Views: 7,560
Grade: B
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When I saw the pregnancy test in their bathroom, I just had to have a little fun--after all the preaching I get about my immorality
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Posted:11/12/2004
Views: 4,012
Grade: C
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"Whatever happens, I won't cry rape, you can even..."
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Posted:11/12/2004
Views: 6,949
Grade: C
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The strippers were doing lines of coke in our room--University officials (and the cops) didn't approve
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Posted:11/09/2004
Views: 2,983
Grade: B
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At 3AM, three cops came pounding at my door asking me where I had been that night
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Posted:11/09/2004
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I had a thing for Timmy, but was too drunk and kissed Dale instead...
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Posted:11/09/2004
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Grade: C
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I knew I was in trouble when I looked down and saw my shin bone--the skin had been completely shaved off!
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Posted:11/05/2004
Views: 1,978
Grade: B
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Busted with dozens of empty beer cans in our car, the cop ends up giving us directions to the titty bar
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Posted:11/04/2004
Views: 4,520
Grade: B
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With the cops looking on, my buddy's high school-aged brother pissed himself while in his drunken stupor
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Posted:11/04/2004
Views: 4,054
Grade: D
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