I threw a tub of cottage cheese in the dryer and turned it one for about an hour

It was a fine February evening. Some of my fraternity brothers and I were hanging out in a friend's place after drinking and smoking out all day. Needless to say that we were all in pretty bad shape.

Our friend that rented the place said that he was heading out to hook-up with this chick and said that we were "no pussy getting losers", on his way out the door. But said to hang out as long as we wanted. That was his first mistake.

(Quick note: During the fall semester, Brad, the renter of the apartment we all were in had ruined Lenny's vacuum by pissing in it.)

Lenny saw this as the perfect opportunity to seek his revenge. Shortly after Brad took off, Lnny said he had to take a leak and he'd be right back. Instead of hearing a toilet flush, we hear a bunch of noise coming from the kitchen (pans clanging, stuff hitting the floor, etc).

Myself and another one of my brothers go over and saw the most disturbing thing in the world. As soon as we turned the corner into the kitchen, we see Lenny squatting on top of the fridge, pants around his ankles, taking a huge shit on the top of Brad's fridge! Giggling like a little girl!

Now keep in mind we were extremely drunk and baked, so this all seemed pretty normal at the time. And since it was pretty damn funny, we all joined in on the destruction of the place.

Kyle gave the ever popular "upper decker" to the master bathroom toilet. We reset his screen savers with gay porn (and changed the passwords). I threw a tub of cottage cheese in the dryer and turned it one for about an hour (which I would not reccommend doing in the future).

I guess that Lenny got his revenge, and Brad learned never to leave a bunch of drunk friends alone at his own home.