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The Mexican Sacrifice

So she opened the door, grabbed the little Mexican security guard, and started making out with him!
This crazy story took place last year in Cancun on spring break 2001! I was at Senor Frog's partying with my buddies when I hooked up with this hot girl from my college. A few hours later, she asked me to come back to her hotel with her and her roommates. So, of course, I did! When we got there, I found out I had to sneak in--without a wristband saying you stay there, you weren't allowed in. So, they snuck me in around the back and I was "in like flint." Or, so I thought.

As we approached their room, I heard some broken English being spit at me from a short little Mexican running up from behind me. He wanted to know who I was, where I was going, why I didn't have a wristband, etc.

So, I calmly told him I would only be there for a little while. Thankfully he left, and I went in. But, every 5 minutes he was back banging on the door telling me I needed to leave.

One of the girls in the room knew I wanted to stay with her friend (and that she wanted me to stay too, I guess). So she opened the door, grabbed the little Mexican security guard, and started making out with him! I couldn't believe what was happening. Talk about friendship!

Well, after that things were great. I woke up the next morning, said my good byes, and got on the bus to go to my hotel. Ya, except I took it the wrong way. Five to ten minutes later, I noticed I was in Downtown Cancun. To make a long story short, I had to walk 3 miles back in the opposite direction just to catch another bus to finally take me to my hotel.

But, I had a damn good night; I thoroughly enjoyed my hook-up and watching her friend take one for the team!

- Ball State University



Editors Note:
Have you ever noticed that every good spring break story ends with a 3 mile walk.

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06/25/2007 08:42 PM

meh...couldve used a donkey.

05/23/2007 07:57 PM

estoopet??? Dude that's French...It's estupido, MORON!!!!!!!! Pinche bondejo puto!!!!!!!!!! Bese mi cullo y come mi papagayo!!!!!!!!!!

08/28/2006 03:14 PM

estoopet

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