I was startled a few minutes later by the sound of spilling water...or so I thought

My roommate went out for the night. I went to bed early because I had to get some sleep for a cross-country race the next day. At about 3 AM, I heard the door open and thought nothing of it. I rolled over and happened to open my eyes. It looked like it could be my roommate so I really didn't think anything of it. However, I was startled a few minutes later by the sound of spilling water...or so I thought.

When I reopened my eyes I saw the girl peeing in my roommate's chair. I sat up wondering what the hell she was doing. When she turned around, I saw that it was NOT my roommate but, rather, a girl down the hall with whom my roommate was friends with. She simply said, "Hi" and walked out of the room.

Can you believe that! I didn't know how to respond. Trying to tell my roommate about it in the morning without laughing was one of the hardest things I had to do all year.

That's the last time I get a room right next to the bathroom!