He just joined us in watching our friend shaking his ass in the window

My brothers had a few people over to their apartment, which somehow always turns into a big ass party with lots of drunk people--go figure! Hours into the party, we were all tore down and could barely even stand; but ask anyone of us and we'd say we were "straight" (right).

At about midnight, I heard my cousin say, "Hey, dude why is there a flashlight shining in the window?"

Then Jake decided to be a badass and said, "Whoever it is, I'll give them sumthin' to look at." And, with that, he pulled down his pants and put his ass up to the window. He didn't stop there, either. He just kept yelling all kinds of drunken stuff. During Jake's display, there was a knock at the door, and in walked an Officer of the law. He didn't say a word at first. He just joined us in watching our friend shaking his ass in the window, while his fellow officer was outside looking at it with his flashlight.

The funny thing was that we all saw the officer come in, so we put down our beers and got really quiet. All of us except Joey, that is, who kept on yellin', "Hey it's the Poe Poe!"(police) He didn't even realize that there was one standing right in our living room. When he finally recognized that he was the only one uttering any sounds, he turned around to see his audience.

The cops told us that initially they were just going to ask us to turn down the music because they had a complaint. But, since someone wanted to be a smartass (or dumbass), we were all gonna have to leave.

My brothers, who had gone on a beer run, returned to a quiet, locked (and trashed) apartment.

To this day, we won't let Joey live that one down. Whenever we see a cop, we yell "Hey it's the poe poe!"