Banff equals world-class skiing and the STD capital of Canada

A guy that I used to know named Marc and one of his buddies, Jack, decided to go skiing over spring break. They headed to a popular resort town called Banff in the Canadian Rockies. Banff is renowned for its world-class skiing, AND as the STD capital of Canada. In fact, it was ranked as one of the top spring break destinations by Rolling Stone magazine a couple of years ago. As expected, the place was packed with thousands of college students letting off steam.

One day, after a hard day on the slopes, Jack and Marc hit one of the numerous bars. After a few rounds, they spotted three girls talking to one guy. They moved in to pounce on the two available girls. After talking for a while, the six of them decided to head back to the girls’ hotel room to get better acquainted.

When they reached the hotel room, Marc started making out with his girl while Jack was getting it on with one of the others. Things began to heat up for Marc and his lady and pretty soon they were both naked on one of the beds. She was straddling him and told him that she would like to tie him up. Marc thought it was pretty cool that she was so kinky, and agreed. Big mistake.

She instructed Marc to close both of his eyes as she bound both of his arms to the bedposts. Once she had secured the knots, he was completely helpless. When he opened his eyes, he had the shock of his life. The guy, whom they had seen with the girls in the bar, was now on top of him, naked. He was licking Marc’s nipples and slowly making his way downwards. Marc (understandably) freaked out and began screaming for Jack to help him. Jack was submerged under the covers in one of the bedrooms with his girl. He popped his head out to assess the situation. Despite Marc’s pleas for help, Jack advised him to “go with the flow, man. Go with the flow.”

Yet again, Marc yelled at the guy to get off of him, and at Jack to help him out. Fortunately for Marc, the guy got off (not that way) and Jack decided to leave his lady long enough to untie his "good buddy."

As soon as he was freed, both Marc and Jack got their clothes on and got the hell out of there.