She sent me some pictures, and she wasn't bad at all for a 40-year-old lady.

I was bored one Saturday afternoon and decided to get on the Internet and surf around. Well, I'm checking out a website about motorcycles when one of those instant messages popped up on my screen. It was this lady wanting to chat. She seemed interesting so I chatted with here for a while. After about 20 minutes of chatting she wanted to talk on the phone ... I was bored so I said what the hell, she didn't seem crazy or anything. She called and we talked for a while.

Then the conversation turned nasty. She started talking about coming to town (she lived three hours away) and showing me what an experienced woman could do for me. Oh, by the way, she was 40 and I was 23. I started getting interested at this point and told her to send me some pictures through e-mail. She sent me some pictures, and she wasn't bad at all for a 40-year-old lady.

Well, she called a couple of times the next week, and me being on a dry spell at the time told her to come up and we'd get it on. This went on for another week ... her calling and me telling her to come up. Finally, I got tired of her giving me the runaround and told her to either come up or stop calling me. She said she would definitely come up so I gave her the conditions. I told her to drive up and get a hotel room (I didn't want her knowing where I lived in case she was psycho) in town, then call me and I'd come over with a bottle of wine.

Well, sure enough Monday night I got a phone call and the caller I.D. said Ramada Inn. It was her. She gave me the room number and I went over.

She opened the door and she wasn't bad at all. I walked in and immediately got busy. She was wearing a sun dress with nothing underneath, so I knew it was on. Well, let me tell you, experienced women are where it's at. It was incredible. I was so impressed that I asked her if she minded if my roommate came over. She was hesitant at first, but said OK.

He came over and sat on the opposite bed we were on. I started to get the action going again and tried to cue him in several times. This dumb-ass just wasn't getting the point. All he did was sit there and watch. Finally I got tired of giving him chances and finished her off again.

I was totally dumbfounded by what my roommate had done! He just sat there and watched. What a weirdo. I thought maybe he was just shy, so I left them there together and went on home. I found out later that nothing had happened.

The moral of this story is ... older women RULE! Oh yeah, and yes you can get laid on the Internet.