She was fat and I wasn't very turned on by her size but hey, I was getting it for the first time and it was my roommates' treat.

I got up on Saturday morning and didn't expect to get laid for the next 30 years. It was 2 p.m., and I took a shower. I got something to eat and then I got back to my room and began playing some Starcraft on my sorry-ass computer. My roommate got back from work, and he was all smiling and shit.

I was like, "What's up dude? You look fucking happy," and he was like, "I'm gonna get this woman at work to suck my dick tonight." Being a freaking virgin, I was happy for him and a lot more jealous. He then said, "She could probably suck you too." Then I was happy about getting it sucked.

She came around 7:30 p.m. and went straight to my roommates' corner of the room and shut the door. She was fat and middle-aged. I was a little taken aback about her sucking my dick, but then I thought, "She's old and experienced, so she must be real good." My roommate took an hour to finish, and then he came out of his room and signaled to me to get my ass into his room.

This being my first time, I was both a little nervous and happy. I walked in, and there lay this woman all naked. She said hi as I shut the door behind me. She came over to me and kissed me on my lips and took my shirt off. She was huge and I am a tall guy, so I had to literally bend down to touch her tits. We then started doing it on my roommates' bed and a while later, she began giving me head.

She was fat and I wasn't very turned on by her size but hey, I was getting it for the first time and it was my roommates' treat. I was almost done when she stopped and said that she had to pick up her kids from the babysitters' house. I was like "Whaaaaat? You got kids?" and she said "Yeah." I couldn't do nothing. All I did was put my clothes back on and smiled at her. She put her clothes on and I told my roomie to get his ass into his room. He talked to her and then she left.

I found out that she was 36 years old. The part that hurt me was that she had kids. Well, anyways, she's coming back next week to do my other roommate and his friend. So I guess this is college life and I gotta start thinking about my future cause I never thought beyond sex previously. Sex is great. Peace.