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Poop Terms
We know it is gross. We know it is sick. But everybody poops, so we might as
well use funny terms for it.
A Donald (from England, Donald Trump rhymes with dump)
A doo yoo moosed
A horse peaking out of the barn
ABC -- another bad creation
Afterburner
AGB- after grog bog
Alley apple
Anal Dry Heaves: when there's nothing left, but your intestines just keep trying anyway.
Anal leakage
Another one bites the dust
Ass Alien
Ass loogie
Ass piss (or AP)
Ass Rocket
Ass shrapnel - when it splatters all over the bowl
Asshole projection
Ass-Opening Experience
Assplosion
Attend an expedited removal proceeding
Baby arm
Baby makes cake
Back bottom grissle lump
Back out a steamer
Backdoor stinger
Backin the brown Cadillac out of the garage
Backing out the finless brown trout
Bag of goodies
Bake bread
Bake brie
BarBQ nuggets
Barfing through your ass
Battle the beast
Beachin' - when both ends are sticking out of the water.
Beans in the bowl
Bearding the bowl
Become a logger
Becoming Aware of a Crinkpaste
Beef Jerky
Beer Deuce -- the nasty dump after a long night of drinking
Begging for a splash (after eating spicy food)
Beware of number 2
Big Greasy One -- the one you get about once a month or so, and it is so big that it is worth tellin
Birth Chocolate Babies
Birth the Brown Nosed Weasel
Birthin' another Texan
Blast a deuce
Blast a dookie
Blastfactory
Blastin' turds
Bloomin' Onion
Blow chocolate
Blow holes in the ozone
Blow mud
Blow out an o-ring
Blowin it up -- stinking up the bathroom
Blowing Atlantis out of the water
BOB sprayer (back of the bowl)
Bomb Pearl Harbor
Bomb Porcelanistan
Bomb the Bay
Bomb the White House
Bombing Braun
Bombing the Ty-D-Bowl man
Bombs over Crapdat
Boo Boo
Boom Boom
Boonkey
Bowel Movement
Bowl-freckling
Bowling a laser-powered ass turbine
Bowlwinder - one that coils all the way around the bowl
Brag
Brawl with the serpent
Break porcelain
Breaking off a loaf
Bribing my Aunt
Bring down da house
Bronze some beef medallions
Brown army
Brown art
Brown Cola
Brown laser beam-diarrhea
Brown Pee
Brown Phantom - When you look down and there's nothing there
Brown snake
Brown snake wrestling with my butthole
Bud Mud -- crap after drinking
Build a log cabin
Building a rocket
Building statues of (boss, ex, etc)
Bum Bucker Beaties--when all your sweat glands turn to anuses and you die of the drizzlin shits
Burnin' Ring-o Fire (day after Green Chilli or General Poa's)
Bury a Quaker
Business
Bust a brownie
Bust a crap
Bust a grumpy
Bust Ass
Bustin' a purge
Butt breaker
Butt cheese
Butt cough
Butt dumpling
Butt laugh
Butt lumps
Butt nuggets
Butt Pee
Butt smelting
Butt Stick
Butt-cracker
Butter tarts
Butter the roll
Butt-moss
Butt-rock
Ca-ca
Cajun hot stick
Cajun hot stick
Call of nature
Cannon Baaall!
Capping a Smelt
Captain's log
Caribbean Cruise - When you drop a big, long log
Carvin a table leg
Cast your pellet
Celtic pride -- green poo
Champion an Initiative
Chasing ducks
Check your bags
Cheek Catcher - a shart you catch
Choco suprise
Chocolate fudge sundae
Chocolate gone bad
Chocolate hotdogs
Choking Dick Cheney
Cigar between the Cheeks
Clank
Cleanse the colon
Clear out the pipes
Cling-on - when it just won't fall off
Closed-door meeting with the Cleveland Browns
Coco Pebbles
Cocoa butter
Coil some rope
Colin Powell
Colon cowboy
Comrade Penchlovski
Conducting Air Strikes Over Porcelainastan
Cop a squat
Core dump - like a seg fault in computers
Corny shit
Costaloafa
Cotton-sniffing turtle
Cow Pie
Crack the whip
crackin' a rat
Cracking ten
Cracking ten
Crank out a tube-steak
Crankin' a Hanky
Cranking out the Chocolate Soft-Serve
Cranking the Fluster
Crap
Crap carp
Crap on a stick
Crapenstein
Crowning -- like when a babies head begins to appear during birth
Crunch
Curl one off
Dance with the white ribbons (TP)
Dancing of the Dingleberries
Danglers
Darken the oval
Dart -- as in diarrhea fart
Defecate
Denouement
Dense fart
Deporting the Brown family
Deposito di alimentazione
Depth Charge - when it's so heavy & dense, it sounds like a depth charge when it hits the water
Deuce
Dingle-berry
Dirty Hail
Dirty Snap
Dirty up the bowl
Do a job
Do your duty
Doo Doo
Doo Doo Brown
Doo Doo Butter
Doodie
Doogler
Dookie
Dookie Houser
Dookie steak
Double flusher
Down periscope
Download some Software
Drawing mud
Drop a bomb
Drop a deuce
Drop a dooper
Drop a grogan
Drop a Load
Drop a Sea Biscuit
Drop a spike
Drop a splunker
Drop a steamer
Drop a stink pickle
Drop an Engledow - A short but really nasty poop
Drop anchor
Drop ass
Drop cargo
Drop Heat
Drop off the Cosby Kids
Drop the "S" bomb
Drop the Chalupa
Drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Drop the kids of at the lake
Drop the kids off at the pool
Drop the wax
Droppin' a log
Droppin a quad (double the deuce)
Droppin' bags
Droppin' house
Droppin' wofate
Droppin' wolf bait
Dropping Duce Staley off in the end zone
Dropping Fat Albert and the gang into the Atlantic
Dropping Master Chief through the porcelain Halo.
Dropping pods
Dump
Dump human waste
Dump like a truck, truck
Dump your cargo
Dumping out
Dunk the funk
Easter Eggs
Elephant droppings
Empty my back
Empty the radiator
Entertaining the Peanut Gallery
Erupt the upside down volcano
Evacuate
Evacuating the building
Fall out the Officers (Canadian Military)
Farm potatoes
Fart Rope
Fast Freight to Fudge City
Fat digger
Faucet ass
Fecal matter
Fecalus Magma (Montezuma's Revenge)
Feces
Feed the Devil
Feed the Russians
Feel the need
Fertilize the lawn
Filling a hole in the ground
Filling the Pit with Kingsford
fire a brownie
Fire in the hole
Fire off a missle
Fire off a quick one
Firing nuclear weapons
Firing the Napalm (harsh diarrhea)
Float a sea-pickle
Float a swan
Float some timber
Float the Falcon
Floatin my boat
Flop a steamer
flying walendas
Food babies
Forcing Grogan
Foul yourself
Free the Americans
Free the Slaves
Fuck up the ninja turtles
Fudge dragon
Gamblin' and losin'
Gandolf's wand
Gating the Demon
Georgia Brown
Get your dijon
Get your grumpy on
Getting gravy to the settlers
Ghost Poopie: the kind where you work really hard, but no poopie
Gigantus Poopus
Give birth to a brown baby boy
Give birth to a fecal baby
Give birth to a giant corn-eyed buttsnake
Give Birth To A Gun Control Advocate
Give birth to Jimmy Johnson
Give birth to Meatloaf's daughter
Go crush a pig
Go do some paperwork
Go dump in the night
Go for a William Pitt
Go into dump mode
Go let a grogan go
Go see a man about a dog
Go see a man about a dog with a long neck
Go take a [enter the name of the person who you are talking to]
Go to a meeting
Go to the bathroom
Go to the Plop Plop room
Going to Defcon 1
Gone loggin'
Got the cramp
Grand Poo Bah -- the first poop is really big and the rest are mere pebbles
Grapes of Wrath
Grate cheese
Grease the bowl
Green
Green apple splatters
Green Crayon
Grow a tail
Grumpy
Grunging up the sloop
Grunt
Grunt Sculpture
Hail Caesar
Hairy Mary
Hang a rope
Hang with Mr. Pooper
Hangin' a monkey tail
Hangin' Mud
Have a lumberjack meeting
Having a brown baby
Heading into Surgery
Heat sticks
Heave a Havana
Heavy artillery
Hello to Mr. Hankey
Helping Pillsbury
Henry Parsons Died
Hershey Squirts
Hibernate
Hiroshima
Hit the growler
Hit the Hershey Highway
Hit the hopper
Hork a loaf
Horse apple
Hot Mud Syndrome -- burning exceptionally foul poop
HYWAC! (Hide your women and children)
I got a turtle head pokin out
Icky stick
I'm Pot Committed (poker term)
Incoming
I've got a jumper in the door
Jack Wright
Jerome Richardson (Pooh Richardson - NBA)
Jobbie
Joining the Pipelayers Union
Ka-Ka
Ka-Ploomps
Ka-thunk
Kerplunk
Kill the Sea Monster
King Kenneth - when you poop so much it piles up above the water line.
Knitting a turtleneck
Kreplach
Launch a Brown Missile
Launch a Scud (from Desert Storm Days)
Launch a sea pickle
Lay A Cable
Lay an egg
Lay down a bunt
Lay down some fresh corn imbued brown-top
Lay logs
Lay rubber
Lay some cable
Layin a lethal log
Laying a brick
Laying a TransAtlantic cable
Leave a lead pipe
Leave a steamer
Leave my mark on the world
Leave some used food
Let loose the Kraken
Let the miners out
Lethal log
Letting the kids out to swim
Lincoln Logs
Lincoln Logs on the Mississippi
Line poo(in your undies)
Link some sausage
Liquid Fart
Little Bo Poop
Logging out
Loose change and sand
Lose some weight the fast way
Lovely loaf
Low Altitude Bombing
Mach ein Sheiss -- German for "make a shit"
Magnus Dumpus
Make a deposit
Make a doodie (duty) to the court - (for law students)
Make a doozy
Make a grunt sculpture
Make a log
Make a mess
Make a(n) [insert your least favorite music genre] Album
Make Brown
Make mud
Make sausage
Make waste
Makin' a hole in one
Makin' change
Makin chocolate glazed donuts
Makin' Eddie Vedder sing
Making brownies
Making gravy
Making statues of JETS fans
Making the horses cry
Mandatory -- when it is more than necessary that you go
Meet Queequeg on the poopdeck of the Pee-Quad
Meeting the Roughrider
Mix a crap cocktail
MOAB - Mother Of All Bombs
Moca blast
Mojon
Monkey Tail
Mookie stinks
Moons over my assy
Motion
Move the mail
Move your bowels
Moving the Browns to Baltimore harbour
Mud butt
Mud slide
Mud turtle release program
Mud whistler
Muddy bullet
Must be the puppy chow
Nacking a fett
Nasty Pickle
Nature calls
Negotiating the release of some hostages
Nuclear meltdown
Number 13 (pooping corn)
Number 3 (a combo of 1+2)
Number two
Numere Due
Numero dos
Offering a sacrifice to the porcelain gods
One in the departure lounge
One wiper
Open Bombay doors and release payload
Open wide and let it slide
Open your bowels
Paint the town brown
Paint the White House black
Parking your breakfast
Peanut growler
Peanut Log
Peel out
Percolating Butt Coffee
Pinch a loaf
Pissin' out ya bung-hole
Pitch a biscuit
Playing Hide And Seek With A Mud Turtle
Plonk Plonks
Plop
Plunge!
Poo
Poo Lump
Poocaino
Poop
Poop Diddy
Poop goes the weasel
Pop a deuce
Pop a Grogan
Pop a Squat
Popin' a Dacek - when you poopie in a sleeping bag
Popping a cordo
Post a letter
Postin' up on the blaster
Potato Chip
Pour liquid meat out of my ass
Power dump
Prairie-dogging it
Pressin' Cloth
Pull a Najeh Davenport
Punch a grumpy
Purge the Demons
Pushin cotton
Pushin' mud
Put a couple through the hoop.(As Larry Bird might say)
Putting an end to farts
Quiet Riot--when you think its little...But its alot!
Rectuma
Release a hostage
Release some blind baby seals into the wild
Release the hounds
Release the mud snakes
Release the turds
Relieve yourself
Return of the shit demon
Reverse-raped by the Brown Baron
Rhesus Pieces
Richard Simmons Poopy - Poop so much you lose 10 pounds
Ride the porcelian pony
Rim the basin
Rocky Mountain Mud Slide (a night after drinking Coors)
Roll a Blunt
Roll logs
Roll out the barrels
Rounding second and heading straight into home
Salad Shooters--when vegitarians get diarrhea
Sausage link
Saying Hello to Chewbacca's Uncle
Scat
Schlomp
Scooby Doo
Screamer -- when you are screaming on the inside of your
See a man about a horse
Seeing if my dreams are real
Send a Fax
Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl
Septic Snake
Serving up the Poo Poo platter
Setting down a log jam
Sewer assalts
Sewer trout release program
Shake a tit
Shakin' the stetch
Shart (when you think you're going to fart and you shit yourself)
Shat
Sheet
Shidozee
Shit
Shit a gorrila
Shit a well rope
Shit grenade--explosive diarrhea that leaves poop all over bowl and under toliet
shittin a brick
shittin my dick off
Shoot a duke
Shoot the deuce
Sink a few logs
Sink the Titanic
Sir Poops-Alot
Sit on the throne
Sit on the White House
Skidmarks
Skipping brown rocks
Slam
Slam into a Slim-jim
Slay the dragon
Sloppy Carlson
Smash
SMB (Spicy Mud Butt)
Smilin' a dobie
Smoking a cigar
Smooting the big diller
Snappin' a Coiler
Snippin' Logs
Snuff a grumpy
Soil yourself
Solid farts
Somalian Submarine
Spackle The Bathroom
Speed shitting - No time to wipe
Splatter pops
Splitting an atom
Spread-n-ready
Sputter -- the one where you fart and poopie at the same time
Square one off
Squash my pants
Squat
Squat a grumpy
Squat a Yam
Squat mud
Squeeze
Squeezin' Cheese
Squirrel curl-- a curver that curls up and hits you in the back
Squirt my brown pet
Squirts
Staining the pond
Stankin it up
Stanley steamer
Stanley steamer
Stew a Rat
Stink Pickle
Stock The Lake With Brown Trout
Stock the pond with brown trout
Stool
Stranglin midgets
Sumthin' at the Bay doors
Swab the Poop Deck
Take a 2.0
Take a big Boris
Take a bloody teeth grinder
Take a crap
Take a deuce
Take a dump
Take a grimace
Take a growler
Take a grumper
Take a Huskie (Washington Huskie)
Take a hut (as in hhhhuuuuttt)
Take a load off your behind
Take a natural log (for math majors)
Take a poop
Take a shit
Take a squat
Take a winder
Take my medication -- dumpacillin
Takin' the Browns to the SuperBowl
Taking a big 30 wiper
Taking a Castro
Taking a dood
Taking a Grizzly
Taking a Ja Rule
Taking a John Wayne
Taking Grandma to the Weitzenhoffer
Taking the brownies out of the oven
Taking the Cosby kids to the pool
Taking the kids to the river
Talk to the Arabs(Mustafah Crap)
T-Bombs
Teflon turd -- nothing to wipe
The brown bear's comin out of hibernation
The Chocolate Mound-similar to the King Kenneth
The Fast and The Furious (aka diarhea)
The gravy train
The mail must go through
The unsinkable Molly Brown
Thirty-five Forty-five (from "Friday")
Three Alarm Blast Off
Throw A Duker
Throw up backwards
Throwing up out of your butthole
Thunder Dump
Tickling the groncho
Timber!
Titanic Poopie -- so big it breaks in half when you try to flush it
Toilet Trout
Toot your horn
Tootsie Roll
Torpedoes
Toss a turd
Tossin' A Wonka
Touching fabric - this is when it's REALLY close
Transduecer
Tuna salad
Turd
Turds ahoy!
Turn and burn
Turn on the Crap-o-matic
Turn Two
Turtle Head -- the kind when you have to hold it for so long it is peeking out
Turtle Soup - diarrhea
Turtle Turd - when it pokes its head out the water like a turtle getting sun
Two
Ugly Baby
Un-eating
Unhooking the Stinky Caboose
Unleash the brown demons
Unleash the Cracken
Unload Cargo
Unplug
Urge to purge
Use paper
Vamping the Prackle
Visit Dennis (Hopper)
Visit Elvis
Visit from Mr. Shittz McCrappen
Wander off
Who wants seconds?
Winnie the poo
Write a letter to the Pope (Mayor, Gov, Senate, etc.)
Writing a novel about my shit
Writing the great American novel
X marks the shart
Yesterday's news
Zappin' Bugs
Zinger
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